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29 of 40 (73%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

No Boundaries

You’ll tell anyone, anything - especially a recorded female. Awarded for taking the phone sex quiz.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 9:35pm

Safe Citizen

It’s the next best thing to having yourself spayed or neutered! Awarded for wearing a lubber before having sex with the Hooker.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 9:04pm

Pretty (Gross) Woman

You’ve passed a milestone; be sure to tell all your friends. Awarded for having sex with the hooker while wearing a lubber.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 9:05pm

You Love This Game!

Hmm. This looks just different enough to avoid a lawsuit! Awarded for getting a good look up close at the Angry Broads arcade cabinet.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2015 @ 7:36pm

Something to Tell the Grandkids

She has three orifices. You were bound to find at least one! Awarded for using the zipper on the patched love doll.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:26pm

Hey, Is This Yours?

Maybe Adam doesn’t need Olga right now, but he could later, when the money’s gone and spending ends, and they don’t come ’round no more. Awarded for showing the love doll to Adam at Studio 69.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 8:53pm

Yes! Yes! Yes!

You are so proud. Now don’t tell anyone how you did it! Awarded for turning off the bubbles in Eve’s hot tub.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:32pm

I Can Walk the Walk!

Congratulations! You found every possible star on the Larrywood Walk of Shame! Thanks to each of them for Kickstartering us.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2015 @ 4:59pm

Cable Svengali

Have you considered a career as a programming executive? Awarded for hypnotizing the Pimp with the television.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 8:54pm

Tool Grabber

You’re taking “dumpster diving” quite literally, Larry! Awarded for retrieving the hammer by falling from the fire escape into the dumpster.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 9:08pm

That’ll Do, Pig

You’re ahead of the game when you can tell the slop from the glop! Awarded for earning the hot sauce by finding all hidden objects at the Buffet.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2015 @ 7:10pm

Enabler of the Year

Real nice. And the ulterior motive just makes it worse. Awarded for giving a box of wine to the bum and receiving the pocket knife.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 8:41pm

Lubber Band

Well, well. That wasn’t the least bit embarrassing! Awarded for buying a condom at the Come ‘n’ Go store.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 8:26pm

Not With My Whale, You Don’t!

Nice going, Ahab! Now we have to say “Some cartoon animals were injured in the making of this game.” Awarded for pouring the hot sauce into the whale’s blowhole.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:05pm

Making Friends Everywhere You Go

You have such a gentle touch with that discarded syringe. Awarded for extracting the civet from the cat.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 8:52pm

Frontier Pharmacist

At least you had the good sense to only make one bottle! Complete the creation of eau d’ Larry.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:20pm

Unexpected Disco Stud

Who knew? She seemed so sweet. Awarded for dancing with Fawn at Studio 69.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 9:13pm

We Would’ve Brought a Gift

But it was all so fast! That was the shortest engagement on record! Awarded for marrying Fawn at the Weddin’ Ready chapel.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 9:22pm

Law and Order: Lost Wages

Congratulations, brave adventurer! You have graduated to full-scale breaking and entering! Get the pills from Lefty's window.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 8:23pm

Law and Order: Lost Wages II

This is your second major act of criminal trespass! Way to go! Awarded for entering Adam's penthouse.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 8:30pm

Handy to Have Around the House

You can fix anything! What woman wouldn’t love a guy like you? (Answer: All of them!) Awarded for patching up the love doll.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:24pm

Defying Physics

Don’t try this at home. It requires a dramatic license! Awarded for using the patched love doll to float across the chasm.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:27pm

Oh. My. God.

You did it. You not only got laid, but you’ve found true love. (Maybe.) Awarded for giving the apple to Eve.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2015 @ 9:37pm

Urine Luck!

Did you bring a fresh white leisure suit? Awarded for getting peed on by the dog.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 10:29am

Busted!

You big show-off! Correction: You show-off! Awarded for wearing the lubber outdoors.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2015 @ 5:37pm

Swirlie Swan Song

What did the last guy eat, rubber cement?! Awarded for flushing the toilet in Lefty's bathroom.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2015 @ 7:05pm

Nuclear Crotch

Unprotected sex? In the ’80s, Larry? Seriously? Awarded for having sex with the hooker without using a lubber.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2015 @ 8:59pm

Mugger Mayhem

You always did consider yourself a lover and not a fighter. Awarded for getting beaten up by the mugger.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2015 @ 10:27am

Road Rash

“Somebody get the scraper!” Awarded for getting run down by a speeding vehicle.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2015 @ 4:41pm



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