Recent reviews by PxGluz

man, I'm gonna... I'm gonna break my monitor I swear

trash isaac

What can I say, it's mania. It's very fun if you are into using your hands 'til they fall off (if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

As a big fan of the card game genre, this is a must try. I have spent 25 hours on the steam version and over 200 on mobile. The game is amazing, I can't praise it enough, It takes all the fun parts of the IRL TCG and throws them out the window with constantly shifting meta, "frequently" updated ban list. In addition, once you sink as many hours in the game as I did, getting gems (game's currency) in order to get your deck ready for the new meta is so hard and oblivious that when you actually finish a competitive deck, the meta has already changed.
Although I criticized the game in the first paragraph, I genuinely love the game since there are so many troll/offmeta decks that somehow work and it feels so damn good to destroy sweaty tryhards with "the heart of the cards".
10/10 - would summon 3 blue eyes in one turn again.

Yes

As a rhythm game fan, I can say that the game is easy at first, but it quickly gets hard... so you will feel like you suck at it. The song selection for the base game is minuscule compared to the number of songs the DLC includes, but my poor ass can't afford that, YET. In the 4 hours I have at the time of review I can say that the game is very enjoyable and gives you a very clear sense of progression, although I would really enjoy having a scoring system like the PP in Osu!, it would be a great indicator as to where I'm at when it comes to overall skill. (PP farming isn't considered skill btw)
As for the gameplay, it isn't really that much different from Taiko or 2k Stepmania (if there is such a thing), but the artstyle somehow makes it feel different.
A very fun experience, the base game is worth it's money and I'll update the review once I get the DLC, if i get myself to do it.
- 8/10, would smash my head on the keyboard again.

Firstly, to get this out of the way, the game is quite short (6-8 hours from what i know), but the things that the game manages to do in these few hours is amazing. As somebody who came into this game blindly I was immediately surprised by the atmosphere created by the sounds and the environment. It has been a while since a game has made me scream at my monitor out of joy, the boss fights are extremely satisfying and feel so rewarding after you finally beat them. On top of that, the story and the message the game gets across is truly gripping considering the fact that I finished the game in one sitting and I kept telling myself I should do something better with my life, but it turns out this game is the best thing I could have done at the moment, in the context of the quarantine. I genuinely recommend this game to anybody looking for a way to kill some time while in quarantine, while at the same, enjoying a touching story. 10/10

This is the first Bloons game I actually decided to give a real shot and not just make it an one time thing. I am warning you, this game is VERY ADDICTIVE. This gameplay is so unbelievably satisfying to watch when you get very far into a match EVEN THOUGH it runs at 10 fps (potato pc). I am having too much fun playing co-op with my friends and shouting at each other for no clear reason. At the time of posting this I've only been playing for about 4 days.

I'd give it a 10, for the number of fps I have, but 9 is more accurate to my situation.

(Edit) : My FPS is good now. This game is 60/10 now, amazing game.

With my two hours of gameplay i feel like i am ready to review this game. I love eating trees and dying to something i didn't even see, don't take this review too seriously, I am league player. If you have a lot of time on your hands and you are ready to invest it in this game, sure give this game a shot, i chose not to since i am league resident sleeper so i am too lazy to learn this game.
0% win rate feels good man just like in league LUL

Amazing game! Can't recommend it enough. The game offers a wide variety of flashy items and one can easily get overwhelmed by the numerous types of enemies and bosses.
When I first bought the game i didn't think much of it because I was barely scratching the surface with just the Pre-Hardmode loot and bosses. As soon as I defeated the Wall of Flesh I was instantly demolished by even the non-boss NPCs and right at that moment i knew this game was not going to be all flowers and sunshine. I am glad I didn't give up until I defeated the last boss, this game's progression system gives you a very pleasant sense of accomplishment.
But the challenges don't stop after you beat the game in normal mode. You also have an Expert mode. And oh boy was it a challenge. This mode is, for... how do i put it... "Special People"... like me tbh. If normal mode gave me a sense of accomplishment when i beat it, this gave me an orgasm. The game has so much replayability you could always play it again with just a slightly different playstyle and still have fun.
On top of all that, THE GAME CAN BE MODDED. If the game's 1000+ items weren't enough why not just add another 5000.
I love this game from the bottom of my heart, 10/10.