Fun To Play With, Not To Eat!!


Chilled was only 23 years old
He loved CS:GO so much, He had all the achievements and items
He prayed to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the life he's been given
"CS:GO is love" He says; “CS:GO is life"
His dad hears him and calls him an elitist feg
He knows he was just jealous of his devotion for Gaben
Chilled called him a console peasant
He slaps Chilled and sends him to go to sleep
He's crying now, and his face hurts
He lays in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards him
It's Gaben
He's so happy
Gaben whispers into Chilled's ear “It’s summer-time“
Gaben grabs Chilled with his powerful dev-team hands and puts him down onto his hands and knees
He's ready
Chilled opens his pockets for Gaben
Gaben puts his hand deep into Chilled's pocket
It costs so much but Chilled does it for CS:GO
Chilled can feel his wallet emptying as his eyes start to water
He accept his terms & conditions
Chilled wants to please Gaben
Gaben roars his mighty roar as he fills Chilled's library with his love
Chilled's dad walks in
Gaben looks him straight in the eyes and says “It's June 30 now"
Gaben leaves through Chilled's window
CS:GO is love. CS:GO is life.