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I have not yet begun to byte!
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"This is Lord Mountjoy Quickfang Winterforth IV, the hottest dragon in the
city. It could burn your head clean off."
-- Captain Vimes addresses a band of rioters
(Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)
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Kaylee: "Is that him?"
Mal: "That's the buffet table."
Kaylee: "Well, how can we be sure, unless we question it?"
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Mulder: (to Scully) How come you never run my bath?
"The X-Files: Revelations"
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On those occasions when the angel managed to get his mind into the
twentieth century, it always gravitated to 1950.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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... Linux und seine Programme sind damit so etwas wie ein real existierender
Sozialismus der besseren Art ...
-- Christian Seel in der Berliner Morgenpost v. 9.3.1997
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