I LOVE YOU EXECUTOR!

Gigachad Artorias for not leaving

wow…just…wow…*sighs and looks down*
…I really hope I don’t scare you off with this…but…your the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my life…can I take you out on a d-date..?
growls into your ear and bites down gently* I swear I’ll treat you… so well…*feels a warm sensation under belt*…uh oh. heh…looks like you’ll be in trouble…

Send this to the 5 biggest bronies in your friend list ❤
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⣘⡠⠊⣩⡅  ⣴⡟⣯⠙⣊  ⢁⠜
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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↗️ I wake up ↘️
⬆️ 🐈‍⬛🪖 ⬇️
↖️ There is another psyop ↙️

Hi

I’m the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don’t currently have a way to send you the 20″ “horse shaft” you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards,
PinkieCraft Server Manager
“Keep on clopping.”

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a crappy copypasta onto a beautiful woman's comment section ! He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen: sorry i am not taking the risk

Your gaming marathon stamina is legendary! May your gaming sessions be tremendous and your victories plentiful

Your gaming marathon stamina is legendary! May your gaming sessions be tremendous and your victories plentiful

Your gaming marathon stamina is legendary! May your gaming sessions be tremendous and your victories plentiful

Hello Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the assumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female in the Facepunch steam group. I am quite popular in that group, so if you ever require guidance, please, throw me a mention. I will assist you at an hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I’m not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to any female that comes my way, unlike my peers… So rest assured that I will be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a player 2… a companion, a partner, and perhaps we could enjoy some video games together sometime.

10/10 spit on that thang!

don't have a cow, man

happy 2014

ive been summoned apparently

BWAH

ao oni one day we will have the fattest gurgle off and i can't await that day.

super gurgle bro

something malicious is brewing in my stomach rn

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Not only is this guy cooked. He's boiled, steamed, baked, roasted, grilled, fried, sautéed, simmered, poached, braised, stewed, smoked, broiled, seared, sous vide, charbroiled, griddled, waffle makered, panini pressed, braised, blanched, stir fried, deep fried, pan fried, flash fried, shallow fried, caramelized, pressure cooked, gratinéed, slow cooked, crock potted, toasted, glazed, parboiled, air fried, pickled, salted, marinated, smoked, infused, charred, and microwaved.

dont friend he called me a dirty mexican and alien that needs to be sent back to mexico

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠉⠉⠀⠀⠉⠉⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀I want you to know that Jesus loves YOU
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⠀⡇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢀⠇⡇ Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life.
⠀⢧⠘⢴⠲⣄⠈⠉⠉⠀⢀⡴⢲⠞⢰⠀No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6
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⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⡱⢸⠁⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀there is only one way to the Father. I pray you accept Jesus as your
⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⡇⠀⠀⠸⠀⠀⠀personal Savior. He has changed my life and He will change yours.

H birthday and many more silly!!!!

u r teh bawmb lawl

Lol I'd like to see you try, loser.

I will elbow drop you

So you're going by "DisInfectedWipes" now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Chad from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah, the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic

OMG! I WOULD NEVER DELETE YOU!

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

u like bananas too? couldnt tell

Scrub

Here’s to a Christmas filled with high fps, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy. Merry Christmas, gamer friend! 🎮🎄🚀

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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PSYRRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY GANGNAM! (clicks delete!) LOADING...
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%...........................​..... OPPA! It is impossible to delete our friendship.You mean so much to me.
Post this to 10 sexy ladies walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing style.

Zomboid orrrr like?? whaaaaat

ur not beautiful

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•""•. ¸❤

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❤️ Friendly Guy ❤️
🔥🔥 We can be friends for future games 🔥🔥

⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨

✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅


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+rep destroyed team fortress 2 audio engine with WOOOOWEEEEE

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
If you are a beautiful, strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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take a shower pee-yew

+rep sxc gamer girl (top)

-rep stinky doodoo head

-rep just sucks in general

smells so bad

You honestly really don't suck

I haven't done anything