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Tonight I learned that not all razors are created equal. For years I had been shaving my balls with a bog standard disposable single blade razor, with a tiny strip of moisturiser. In hindsight, every occasion was nerve jangling pubic surgery, one wrong move and I'd end up with a fleshy totem pole of blood and toilet paper, that is until today.

I purchased a lady's venus razor, with two giant moisturising pads - as it had been some time since I'd tended the thicket. This razor is nothing short of incredible. The bathroom light had broken, so I took the plunge and shaved my balls IN THE DARK. Not so much as a nick on my precious testicular cargo. You could have a friend duck tape it to a mop handle and shave your balls for you - blindfolded - from across the room, and you'd still end up with a sack as soft as a newborns cheek

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Please stop messaging me. I am not "trap" (im a girl) and even though it is cool that you are gay because it's 2017 i dont appreciate you sending me links to pictures of your schnitzel and butthole. I do not have AIDS and thus am incapable of "pozzing your hole" (i dont even have a schnitzel). If you are reading this know that this guy is a fat creep and is only looking for salami and has an unhealthy obsession with "traps". There ARE girl gamers. WE DO EXIST and not every girl on the internet is some mentally ill dude pretending to be a girl. I reported you to steam btw.