Recent reviews by John Clark

Satisfying tongue-in-cheek, turn-based fun.

A very solid story driven experience. I'm about 24 hours into my first play through and I've barely touched the main quest. Also, it seems your choices actually have consequences and aren't just the illusion of choice. More games should be like this. The bar has been set pretty high.

20 years later and I'm still playing this game. I should check myself into rehab.

Recreates that ball crushing feeling mom used to give me.

The ending is possibly the worst writing I've ever experienced in a video game. However, ignoring that the game is pretty fun. Just ignoring the story and playing around in the outdoor sandbox is pretty cool.

This game is bad. Its easily the worst in the series and the pinnacle of what is wrong with FPS games today. The graphics are straight out of 2007 and the multiplayer is as bad as ever with it's barely there recoil and play the game for you kill streaks. There is absolutely nothing in this game that hasn't been done before or better by other games. There is absolutely no reason to buy it and I'm sorry I did. The single player is lackluster and doesn't even feel like a game. You play as an incredibly unimportant and incredible expendable grunt that merely follows someone more important around from objective to objective in an uninspired world filled with low-resolution textures and an engine that is beyond showing its age. Its hilarious that a company would build a game on an engine that has been around since 2004 without at least making improvements.

Scary as hell. These guys know how to create atmosphere and a sense of forboding in a game. NOW GIVE ME MY HOLIDAY ♥♥♥♥

The amount of ludacris ♥♥♥♥ you can do in this open-world sandbox makes it a blast to play even when you're not completing missions. In fact, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around is often more fun than the missions themselves.