add me up, +rep extraordinary skills

embarrassing to have to ask this but it’s just i really need some sort of advice from anyone with ideas. I mostly smoke hard and jerkoff while watching porn or just using my imagination. I use hand lotion and it somehow it gets into the pipe and ruins the resin, as well as gives my blasts an awful taste and i’m forced to setup a new stem. i do everything i can not to let my lotion get on the pipe but it always does, so i at least make sure it doesn’t get on the end of the stem i smoke from. i also try and make sure no lotion contaminates my rock. does anybody have any suggestions on how i can either prevent this or or at least make my stems last longer before they have to be replaced? for example if i use spit my stem doesn’t get contaminated but spit won’t feel good to jerkoff with.

This is the song that re-united my girlfriend and I after breaking up for 5 years (2008-2014). I randomly sent the song to her facebook inbox expressing my love for her and apparently the feeling was mutual. We reversed back our chemistry and and we're now married with two sons. Thanks to Akon.

chill and fun to play with

I stole like over 6k in merchandise and they let me go ( pro tip) if they get you in the office interviewing you about it and they have you write what you stole just say what you stole recently not alot like a couple of items

Idk about everyone else but I'm not holding it in and being uncomfortable because your too close. I like my personal space if they get in it and I have to fart I will, makes them back right up. I do walk away from coworkers though