Recent reviews by Protag

the true "best girl" was the friends we made along the way

this game took 300 hours of my life. soon it'll take 1000 hours.




and i dont regret a single minute lost to this wonderful game.

its like a combination of rockets and leagues!

this game will break you both mentally and emotionally. just when you think you've accomplished something and got far into the game, you will lose another party member. the game is so stressful that the stress tranfers onto the characters themselves. this game will not forgive your mistakes, every turn, is more stress and death. even when you win, you are defeated. there will never be relief, the game will never hold your hand. you are cast into a dark dungeon and you will stay in that darkness no matter how many torches you may use. even if the game is easy to you (which it wont be), the stress will never be easy. you have no idea the difficulty, the stress, the mental fortitude it takes to play.



now, why dont you press that buy button already?

a fun and simple third-person shooter featuring plastic army men and every player gets a diverse set of weapons to completely play their own way. with that said, it doesnt do anything unique but hey, nostalgia is nostalgia.

this is the best demo ever!

Mad Max 76

don't buy it for the story.

don't buy it for the gameplay.

buy it to fix that one map in GMOD that has missing textures!

yellow submarine, yellow submarine, we all live in a yellow s- OH GOD WE'RE GETTING OVERWHELMED, SOMEONE MAN THE TORPEDOES OH GOD ITS FLOODING WE'RE ALL GONNA DI- ooh look a cave!


and thats the game experience.

get it when you can.

people wont remember this as a groundbreaking VR game (because its not), people wont remember this as a social place to hang out, people wont remember this game as a simple VR game where you can chill and have fun


people will remember as the game that started the "do u know dae wey" meme


and because of that, i give it a 10/wey