I am the Grunk
Santa Lunk who?
I live in steam comments
A gift for you 由

I'm Mr Fun Christmas, I'm Mr Hero.
I'm Mr Year Poster; I'm Mr Gift Bestow.
Friends call me Lunk miser, whatever I touch, turns to gifts in my clutch.
I'm too much. 由

praise be thy craft

I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it anymore.

O God, who has glorified blessed NichoLunk, Thine illustrious Gift Giver and Hero, by means of countless gifts and wonders, and who dost not cease yearly so to remember him; grant, we beseech Thee, that we may be delivered gifts from his kindness and grace. 由

What a year it's been. But despite everything, you come home to see Santa Lunk has left you a present by an inviting fire 由