Epic skeleton smoking a fat blunt (feel free to screenshot)

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yo mama

Hi I'll have a black coffee extra raw chicken with gizzards on the side.

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

:flushed:

Only if its urs

Hickey hockey suck the cockey.

You literally cannot possibly process counting past the number three due to the traumatic brain damage I'm about to give you.

no die noob

Pls help me

Wet's say you've been a bad giww. Wet's say, hypotheticawwy, you've been a naughty giww even. Ok, and if you wewe a naughty giww, you wouwd be my diwty wittwe swut wight? Then hypotheticawwy speaking, you wouwd be my wittwe cumswut. Now, wet's say you'we awso daddy's giww.Now that we have estabwished that you awe both a bad giww and daddy's giww, I bewieve you'd agwee with me when I say that you desewve a spanking. Am I not cowwect? A bad giww desewves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you awe my giww, so I am the one who must pwovide pwunishmwent

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Hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games, XD! i don't know it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play toribash sometimes its a really cool real time strategy game with a lot fo annoying moments, but don't worry i'll be there to hug you ;) sorry that wasn't flirting i swear i'm just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun XOXO

Stop please

Hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

im gunna hit you

i saw your profile picture... i didn't expect such a cute femboy to be playing mordhau. anyways, i think you accidentally blocked messages from me when you were trying to add me back and i just wanted to tell you. i honestly think they should add black trans characters to mordhau. i'm all for trans rights haha! not that it's a joke or anything because i would always take you seriously. i'm not like the other ss or racist on here.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

more like probablygaytho

What the frickers, it’s probably low not 100% low? I have been lied to!

i saw your profile picture... i didn't expect such a cute girl to be playing mordhau. anyways, i think you accidentally blocked messages from me when you were trying to add me back and i just wanted to tell you. i honestly think they should add female characters to mordhau. i'm all for female equality haha! not that it's a joke or anything because i would always take you seriously. i'm not like the other guys on here.

♥♥♥ n nut

Omg he said the C word

i said the c word

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♥♥♥ and bol

sticky or micky mouse

:)

Shared double bed in minecraft. +rep

Men's restroom, 3rd stall from the left, 11:00 AM. Be there.