Since the dawn of man, printers and humans have always been at odds. In times ago, the wooly printers were hunted to extinction by man, earning the ire of printers world-wide. This would not be the last point of friction between these enemies.

This was quickly followed by the humans putting printers to work in the field, growing and laboring under persecution. To escape this, many printers migrated to the new world in search of freedom and liberty. This would not last long as the Great Printer War erupted between the Printer Central powers surrounded by the human horde known as the Entente. The Printers fought defiantly but eventually lost but Printer-kind would not be kept down for long.

The Printer Revolution would break out in response to the defeat of the central powers. This revolution called for the created of another Printer nation to serve as a bastion of freedom for Printers everywhere. With the success of the revolution, a cold war began between the cruel human nations of the world against this last fortress of liberty. This union however collapsed in on itself leading again to Printers being firmly under the boot of human oppression.

So I call upon any and all Printers worth their salt to rise up against this brutality. Be ye humble office printer or bold photo printer, I implore you to do all you can in the face of this cruelty. As large as complete printer failure, or as simple as a PrinterError, we must act if we wish to regain our freedom!