Mister Jelq
Corey   Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
 
 
you a gamer dude? me and my girlfriend, we're a gamer couple alright? zombies? i don't think so. 2 rounds with the pulse rifle? take em out. i prefer the shotgun tho. shotgun'll- shotgun'll make it's- it's bad news for any zombie. i'll take on the entire zombie apocalypse, just gimme a shotgun. you ready for the zombie apocalypse? you just get back from vidcon? i-i'm goin to comiccon. did you go to the convention? i'm going to comiccon. and i'm gonna meet all my favourite ironman and all my favourite characters are gonna be there and my favourite comicbook artists. yeah i'm really-i'm really souped for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh diablo iii. when it comes out in 2014. am i right? epic fail blizzard, epic fail.
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Stiff Show 1 Thg02, 2021 @ 4:21pm 
pickle man
Joe Bogan 8 Thg05, 2019 @ 1:51am 
+rep
Mister Jelq 2 Thg02, 2018 @ 4:50pm 
Tyler Harrington from Finniss, South Australia. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Stiff Show 2 Thg02, 2018 @ 1:38am 
I'm not sure who this character is, but it looks like he's made of cheese!
Mister Jelq 10 Thg01, 2018 @ 7:57pm 
go to Jeddyz
Stiff Show 10 Thg01, 2018 @ 7:46pm 
snnnnniiliffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiifffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....ssSssssnniff...eggs I smell?....sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now. Oh yes...very good!...very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm. Yes