Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
ㅤ* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
ㅤ* A man was siting in a restaurant waiting for his meal when a big king prawn comes flying across the room and hits him on the back of the head. He turns around and the waiter said, "That's just for starters".
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!

Отошли всем кому тебе не жалко
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Вернется:
1-3 раза - твои друзья жмоты,
4-6 раза - у тебя нормальные друзья,
7-8 раза - у тебя хорошие друзья.

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