🎮 Professional Button Masher | Amateur Life Choices
🧠 IQ: Somewhere between a potato and a genius (leaning toward potato).
🥇 Winner of 0 esports tournaments, but undefeated in yelling at my screen.
🔥 Currently speedrunning how fast I can uninstall games after dying once.
🎯 Sniper accuracy: 2%, but emotionally? 100%.
📦 Inventory full of hopes, dreams, and 347 useless hats.
🍕 Will trade rare loot for pizza.
👻 Ghosting enemies and responsibilities alike since [2008].