"Are you being a d***? Then stop being a d***!"

a.k.a. Professor Spank It
a.k.a. Big Money Squid
a.k.a. El Burrito Supreme
a.k.a. Daddy Daycare Gangsta
a.k.a. H.R. Paperstacks
a.k.a. Young Boomer
a.k.a. Big Cheese That Please
a.k.a. Corporal Cupcake
a.k.a. Tony 2-Piece
a.k.a. Big Cream
a.k.a. Rootbeer Jack
a.k.a. General McNuggets
a.k.a. Daddy Longstroke
a.k.a. The Dorito God
a.k.a. Cochino Grande
a.k.a. Your New Step-Dad
a.k.a. 50 Shades of Grape Drink
a.k.a. Big Baby Blue Beard
a.k.a. 39-cent Taco
a.k.a. Mira's Dad
a.k.a. Mira's Hot Dad
a.k.a. Cold Poptart
a.k.a. Captain Sugarpants