A gunslinging cave-man in the body of a cyborg that just stepped through a time machin, that I discovered in the basement of a Seven Eleven, into a post-apocalyptic Lovecraftian future where the Etherian council has allied themselves with the Super Soldier Space Marines to form a dream team of hard-ass but lovable misfits with hearts of gold; currently preparing for a last ditch effort "suicide mission" to return the SEVEN GEMS OF CHAOS, slay Gkhel Dangdagkrouw: The Un-Maker, and heal the rift between the multi-versues, thus restoring peace and order to the realms of creation.

TLDR: I am pretty kick ass and I do Kick ass ♥♥♥♥.