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Hello everyone! I'm Andis, and welcome to today's cooking show! On this
episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now
I know what you're thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap
cake!? But we're not in our right mind so that's A-OK! But enough about
that, let's get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs,
butter, milk, the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up route in existence, and some fine
quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add
extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy
in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that
will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out
of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap
for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be
prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that's it for today's
episode, until next time, stay squeaky!

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Give this rose to everyone you want to anally devastate:
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