Recent reviews by Polygonine

I have come back to TF2 on and off for several years. This game is timeless. Add in silly hats and wacky weapons and you have a goofy game that you can pop in and play for a few hours of mindless fun. It is a shame what happened to the community, but with the report feature working again, I hope we can get back to the fun community that was there when we all first started.

This is a game that is simply perfect. A realtime strategy where you construct metro lines for various cities, pass citizens to their destination, and make sure that your lines don't get blocked up.

This is also a game that is so minimalistically awesome. It captures people's attention with its simple system and sounds. I would call this a zen puzzle game.

This is a game that is truly a gem to any indie collector. OlliOlli is reminiscent of a sidescroller version of skate. Through comboing up your points and making sure to land your moves perfectly, there are numerous levels and challenges to beat with also a weekly challenge that allows you to showcase your skills on a leaderboard.

This game also has a wicked soundtrack. Just sit back, grab a controller, and relax .

I fight for the glory to be finally eaten by the almighty Nidhogg!

This game is reminiscent of old arcade games with just a joystick and two buttons. but in that simplicity comes the effect of skill and mindgames you play with your opponent. Am I going to just lay crouched on the ground and hop around like some sort of horny toad, or will I quickly emerge from my cocoon to disarm your weapon and thrust my rapier deep into your jugular?

Just remember, when they run into your tip, make sure to slowly move back and forth to squeeze in the satisfaction of their fault.

Live in the country, produce your own goods, never pay for land property taxes, and get different types of hats. It's literally a hipster's wet dream.

On a more serious note, this game is a callback to those hours spent slaving away late at night playing harvest moon. Build the farm the way you intend, and sure there are better ways to get rich other than to cut trees and get sap, but I want to live out my lumberjack fantasy, and gosh darn it I'll do it the way I want. And that's the best part. Should you go the route of selling the townhouse for big coporate business to move into your rural area, you could reach the end any way you want rather than doing everything. Just remember, when everyone is sad and you sold your soul to the big wig coporate business, at least you got to only chop wood.

This rogue-like, bullet hell, hair pulling, yet zen zoning game is one of the must haves for anyone who is building an indie collection. Or just regular people who want fun and have money. Either way, this game will make you die over and over again, training your reflexes until your brain looks like its on steroids, or maybe your brain will look like steroids. Either way, brilliant game, loads of replayability, but unfortunately for you, you will need to git gud in order to enjoy it.

Are you looking for a way to check compatability between your loved one or friends?

Lovers in a dangerous spacetime is a frantic action shooter that revolves around a strong crew and the power of love to defeat your enemies. Oh also, a few powered-up double chain ball turrets wouldn't hurt either. If you wanna push the bounds of your friendship or reltationship, or really see the effort of your teamwork, play this game. It sure beats chocolates and flowers, and if they do get mad or can't bother to move the shield while you are steering into hostile territory, hey, at least you didn't have to wait till the wedding to find out you weren't meant for each other.

*chop* *chop* *chop* *chop* *chop* *chop* *chop* *chop* *chop* *chop* *chop*

But in all seriousness, this is one of the most implest games to just grab my attention. Chop left, chop right, don't get hit by tree limbs. And yet, this game has sort of become a mixed drinking game with friends, and a real blood boiler. I'm so enthralled by this game, I may make my own timberman arcade cabinet just to face off one on one with people.

If you are looking for something to waste time, destroy your life, and make you dream of being some sort of pseudo hipster lumberjack, well then you are in the right place.

You want a game that can be picked up by literally anyone, cause massive fun, and really reinvigerate the couch gaming experience? Then pick up this game. Slap 4 controllers down, a few beers, and some eager friends and you got yourself a time machine back into the early 90's where games were all about the fun you had with your friends that were only a maximum of 3 feet away from you.

This game is sadly not even worth $5. The gameplay can be cut abruptly due to its non dedicated servers, and lack of content. Sure its early access but judging from how far they need to go, it is honestly worth your time to just play Prop Hunt or the hidden if you want to get an even better experience.

The worst part is this game is more or less a "group" game you get with a bunch of friends, but to be honest, it couldn't even hold their attention for a half hour.