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dead guy 26 May, 2022 @ 2:06pm 
Hey, Sebastian! Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday, but between you and me, some moolah would have been nice! Haha, just messing with ya buddy. Sure we should have a nice get-together. Susan can make some of that wicked potato salad! We just have to hope the boys don't get to it before us. You know how they eat like horses, haha! Maybe Steven can bring some of that potato salad to his higher up and get promoted with a medal of deliciousness! Just poking fun. Contact me at TheCrixster85@gmail.com if you want to arrange something.
dead guy 17 May, 2022 @ 4:25am 
Feety feet yummy yum feety feet
Having a foot fetish is not easy. A female can look beautiful in her face, body, legs, everywhere, but if I don’t think her feet are attractive, I lose attraction to her. Yes I know this sounds horrible but sadly, this is how my brain works and I know I’m not the only one
dead guy 1 Apr, 2022 @ 7:07pm 
If you continue harassing women on Steam with your disgusting, perverted, worthless dirtbag comments, there is a horde of people who are planning to report you to Steam (if they havent already done so). In addition, your threats of suicide contained within your horrifically offensive comments will be reported to your local law authority, as you are threatening to be a danger to yourself and others. Your IP address makes you very easy to find in person, and you should be aware that there are consequences for the behavior you display, even online. Your parents should be ashamed.
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fox 18 Mar, 2018 @ 7:57pm 
Has the apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur +rep
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help 26 Feb, 2018 @ 7:01pm 
I remember the first time I learned people were retarded chimpanzees.. I started reading a book when I was 11 called the tipping point by malcom gladwell.. good book, some anecdotes on psychology, some interesting sociological stats. I was reading In math class, because who needs simple algebra when you can do quantum physics and college level computing when you're 12. A girl asked me what I was reading, so I showed her and her knee jerk reaction was that "oh there's a number in that book with a percent, I can't read it. I went home and did some IQ research and found out that my iq was over 400, and I did the standard deviation math and realized that if the average human's processing power is 93 in this country, and a cockroaches processing power is 25ish, that the average human has a lot more in common with a cockroach than they do with me.
shmoople 26 Feb, 2018 @ 5:12pm 
If you continue harassing women on Steam with your disgusting, perverted, worthless dirtbag comments, there is a horde of people who are planning to report you to Steam (if they havent already done so). In addition, your threats of suicide contained within your horrifically offensive comments will be reported to your local law authority, as you are threatening to be a danger to yourself and others. Your IP address makes you very easy to find in person, and you should be aware that there are consequences for the behavior you display, even online. Your parents should be ashamed.
shmoople 9 Dec, 2017 @ 2:13pm 
eyyyy itsa mea pizzeria paparia
yeah ig 14 Jul, 2017 @ 5:08pm 
i suck ur ♥♥♥♥ 4 doller
help 12 Jul, 2017 @ 3:17pm 
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ♡‿‿♡ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ
yeah ig 21 May, 2017 @ 7:08pm 
bippity boop
dead guy 18 Nov, 2016 @ 10:00pm 
forgive english, i am Russia.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I COME FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM ♥♥♥ FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I ♥♥♥ IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass.. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man?.
help 30 Sep, 2016 @ 1:10pm 
Nice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy ♥♥♥♥ it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ decides it would just be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded autistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are thinking you're just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES. ♥♥♥♥ you.
shmoople 29 Sep, 2016 @ 7:48am 
Who the ♥♥♥♥ do you think you are, you little ♥♥♥♥? Do you think you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ privileged just because you watch Japanese Cartoons? ♥♥♥♥ off with the white supremacy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and maybe I'll delay your inevitable death by a few days. You really shouldn't have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me, kid.
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dead guy 24 Jul, 2016 @ 2:58pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lamron and them He, he they say that ♥♥♥♥♥ don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain’t know ♥♥♥♥ All ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP Y'all don’t live with that ♥♥♥♥♥ Y'all know that ♥♥♥♥♥ got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ been on probation since ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I don’t know when! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that Them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savages out there If I catch another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass! I’m not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more You know those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ role with Lil' Reese and them
dead guy 9 Jul, 2016 @ 4:53pm 
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You have been visited by the wall of Trump, copy and paste this to five of your friend's profiles to make America great again.
Parq 29 May, 2016 @ 7:46am 
I added WarriorzNaruto303 but I haven't recieved any reply. I'm a real girl, would like to hear back.
help 24 May, 2016 @ 3:45pm 
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian
dead guy 24 May, 2016 @ 2:48am 
nat stands for Network Activity Tracker, it is used by secretive government agencies to log what everyone does on the internet and cctv. It is important to cooperate with these agencies because they are there for our safety. nat 1 is used by some to try to avoid detection, but it is ineffective, and may cause lan cables to raise by up to 0.25 degrees in temperature.
shmoople 27 Mar, 2016 @ 3:23pm 
A raider group has taken over a settlement, we need to clear it out. I've marked the loaction on your map. Get to work General.
BLUNT44 12 Mar, 2016 @ 2:15pm 
I'm the real box
BLUNT44 12 Mar, 2016 @ 2:15pm 
U stole my pic ♥♥♥♥♥♥
help 23 Feb, 2016 @ 5:15pm 
Give this rose to everyone you want to anally devastate:
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yeah ig 22 Feb, 2016 @ 6:27pm 
My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me
The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot
yeah ig 22 Feb, 2016 @ 6:27pm 
Hey Canada boy, look at yourfaggot picture. You can't call anyone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ when your face is the ultimate ♥♥♥♥♥♥ face. And it looks like your pretty dumb yourself considering you can't even spell penis.

yeah ig 22 Feb, 2016 @ 5:59pm 
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….
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It's BAD to like anime!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WEEABOO and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
help 12 Feb, 2016 @ 8:31pm 
+rep good trader
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+rep Quick responses
+rep fast and easy trade! thx man
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yeah ig 9 Feb, 2016 @ 4:32am 
hey babe it's Pepe, just checking in on things. I noticed that you haven't been responding to my calls lately and I wanted to know why XD. The last time we talked you said you hated me and you didn't like it when I shoved my left thumb into your ass, but I'm calling you I say sorry for that and it won't happen again... I promise. I love and miss you please call me back, our dog Poopky ran away too so I want some help finding him if you can help
xoxo Pepe
help 4 Feb, 2016 @ 7:20pm 
he literally has like 11 chromosomes missing, he's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ platypus of humans
help 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:14pm 
This is a steam cummie❤ that means you make somebody really squishy!(≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squish and don't break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩
Barry Bewggles 21 Jan, 2016 @ 7:19pm 
Yes
dead guy 21 Jan, 2016 @ 7:15pm 
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Parq 21 Jan, 2016 @ 12:45pm 
This is a steam cummie❤ that means you make somebody really squishy!(≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squish and don't break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩
shmoople 19 Jan, 2016 @ 6:37pm 
This is a steam cummie❤ that means you make somebody really squishy!(≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squish and don't break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩
dead guy 16 Jan, 2016 @ 9:45am 
This is the last text I ever recieved from Pokoichu
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help 15 Jan, 2016 @ 3:21pm 
This is the last text I ever recieved from Pokoichu
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help 14 Jan, 2016 @ 2:03pm 
change your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ avatar
dead guy 14 Jan, 2016 @ 1:59pm 
9/6 my bf posted on his wall
help 3 Jan, 2016 @ 12:43pm 
10/10 best bf
♥♥♥♥ man 3 Jan, 2016 @ 7:18am 
0/0 stole my bf
help 1 Jan, 2016 @ 3:15pm 
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dead guy 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:48pm 
❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
help 1 Jan, 2016 @ 1:48pm 
❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
shmoople 7 Sep, 2015 @ 4:37pm 
+rep he's always there to carry my spaghetti
help 7 Sep, 2015 @ 9:29am 
10/10 can suk ♥♥♥♥♥ faster than me