Okay, now this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we f.ucking go
Rawr!
​X3 nuzzles! pounces on you
​uwu you so warm
Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky ~tilda~ murr ~tilda~ hehe
Unzips yo baggy a.ss pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kisses 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest
I be gettin' thirsty
Hey, I got a lil itch
You think you can help me?
Only seven inches long
UWU PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please)
'Boutta hit ’em with this furry s.hit (he don’t see it comin')

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Jump of a bridge, brother!

this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is trash at csgo

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