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The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 9:01pm

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:44pm

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 12:52am

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:09am

Oops...

You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 12:20am

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:25am

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:38pm

The Trash Man

You really will do anything, won't you?
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 12:37am

No Escape

Strange...
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:18am

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55am

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:39am

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52am

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 4:39am

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 3:52am

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 1:07am

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48pm

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Locked Up

There's only one way out of here now... Well, two actually.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15am

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am

Gang Stalked

Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:24am

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Room 503

Hm...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59am

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:34am

The Heist

You'd do anything to save Tyrone... Even robbing a bank.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:25am

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Betrayal

He really liked you, man... How could you?
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Paid in Full

Eh, no one liked her anyway.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52am

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:43am

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40am

Sneed

Sneed.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22am

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Push It

Push the button. A lot.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:29pm

Stuck

Idiot...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:27am

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:25am

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:44am

The "Other" Plane

Do these even do anything? The science says no.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:17am

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 8:48pm

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:21am

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:51am

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 5:53am



System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...

Night Duty

Worked at night.

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.

Strange Device

What are it's motives?

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!
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