thank you for helping me when i was getting tunneled, ggs :)

+rep, sable enjoyer

-rep Can't suck d!ck without a guide book

-rep One time this guy called me and said put a bra on I'm gonna take you somewhere nice. He picked me up, blindfolded me then took me to Kurver Kreme. He bought me two hotdogs with extra sauce. He didn't get anything for himself he just watched me eat the hotdogs with extra sauce. Then he said "wanna come make some moonshine?" I said okay. We made moonshine together then I took a sip and passed out drunk. I woke up the next morning and my butthole hurt. Now we're not friends.

-rep turned 18 and can't bomb orphanages with me anymore

-rep after a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d i c k push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.