Usual ♥♥♥♥ people have :

Online? Then I'm online... fairly simple to understand
Am i Online via Mobile? If you are looking for a message back, its unlikely.
Away? Then I'm either not there or I'm too busy watching youtube to care about messages
Snooze? Probably having a ♥♥♥♥, I wont lie
Offline? I'm not there, I'm probably at work, in bed or just out (the last one doesn't occur very often...Unless its a Friday, then Lord Gleeballs is out on the piss)

Name: Look under my steam name...
Age: I'm 26, only physically, mentally I'm still about 7, that's on a good day too
Gender: ♥♥♥♥ and Balls
Sexuality: Damn bro that ♥♥♥♥ confusing
Relationship Status: A Massive L
Things I like: People who aren't serious in the slightest, ♥♥♥♥♥ funny. General gothic/alternative aesthetics, Plague Doctors do be my thing
Things I dislike: People not being honest, that's probably my major hate. Ignorant arseholes. Profit ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Biggest achievement in life : Managing to keep a censor on myself during working hours





My spell items are generally not for sale unless a super amazing pure offer is given or other spell items I like, duplicate spell items I have (Same spell/s on same item) i am willing to sell.

If you are looking to sell me items, I will not offer on your items first under any circumstances.

Chances are, I will not start a conversation, if you wish to speak with me, its probably best you initiate it

I don't get offended by anything so you can say whatever you want to me

You can ask me almost anything, ill more than likely answer it, however ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it is, however this also depends who is asking said question

I'm blunt about almost everything, if i don't like you, you will know, i expect the same back

I have no inherent disliking of you because you are (Insert either a certain sexuality and/or a part of some fandom) I care more about what you are like personality wise, the rest is rather irrelevant

Some of the things i say can be taken as "Being edgy" while that may be true, I am in no way an edgelord, I'm just a cynical prick

I can be rather shy at first, but once i get to know whoever I'm talking with, different story completely

My general outlook on life is negative, maybe its because I'm yet to find something that's changed my opinion

Being honest with me is the fastest way to get on my good side, its probably the only quality I admire in people anymore

I collect spelled items in tf2, I'm like a magpie, except i collect a bunch of worthless ♥♥♥♥.. wait no... its the same

I play games... yeah a little too much

Generally if you are chill and have a laugh with me, you will get the same back, unless you are matt, matt is a ♥♥♥♥

I like rouge-like games, let me know if you find one I don't have, I could be interested

The one true god is the rolling bollock god.
If you do not agree with this, Tyl Regor will pound you into a tiny pube.


My favourite colour is purple, but I doubt you care about that anyway

I'm a cynical bastard, negativity is something I'm well known for

They say people who swear more are generally more honest, that must mean I'm very honest... because I swear a lot... if you didn't understand the correlation... thick ♥♥♥♥

I'm super sarcastic, expect sarcastic remarks about almost everything.

If i don't respond to your messages its because either
A) I didn't see it, cant respond to something I don't know is there can i now
B) I did see it, I was just busy doing ♥♥♥♥ ingame, I probably meant to respond, but forgot
C) I did see it, but ignored it because I cant be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to deal with you... Yes... This is a valid reason ok, don't take it personally.

Matt is a ♥♥♥♥. Yes. I will keep mentioning this.

I like to play games with friends, Co-op makes everything more fun in my opinion

The best 3 memes ever made are as follows
1) Pingas
2) Ainsley Harriot and his meat
3) Micheal Rosen

Callum is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, don't let him forget it... ever.

I work, working sucks, but it gives me money... that I do nothing with...



Q : What kind of music do you listen to?
A : Alsorts, I'm a bigger fan of indie music ( Kasabian, The Killers, The Wombats, Muse ect ect.), but saying that i'm a fan of most rock and i can get behind new stuff too, I do also enjoy some 90s and 80s bangers, "Dad music" if you prefer the term. Also metal, a band I've recently really started liking is one called "Bury Tomorrow" Electronic Music is not something i dislike either, stick a Chemical Brothers album on and chill, ♥♥♥♥♥ good

Q: What do you do for work?
A: I make Leaded lights / Stained glass windows

Q: Who is Matt?
A) A ♥♥♥♥.

Q) What are you even doing with your life?
A) I wish I knew myself

Q) Why are you such a ♥♥♥♥
A) Bants innit




I collect spelled items. Spelled items are items that have "Halloween Spells" attached, why do i collect these you may ask, well, it was a side hobby that slowly spiraled into me spending lots of time and money on them, now i cant quit.

It's best not to ask me for trading advice, i stopped doing normal trading a long time ago, i don't find it interesting anymore since everybody has become what i refer to as "Profit ♥♥♥♥♥♥" in other words, all most people care about is profit now, there's no charm in trading now sadly, it sucks.

Should you wish to offer me unusuals, purple effects are desired much more than any other. Please. Don't offer me green effects, i cant stand them.



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Me VS Spell items on the market https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTXGL0xPyLA
OR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFDcoX7s6rE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDmwq9uC5Bg

Its always the same name that causes me problems... K

Come near me and ill pound you into a tiny pube

Why are 90% of furries cringey depressing ♥♥♥♥♥... I don't get it...