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The Pizza Rat is God and Satan he is in the presence of my every action he is Immortal and everlasting. I remember the day I was first introduced to his greatness. It was my 9th birthday and my owners decided I had behaved well enough that I had earned a trip to the rat palace. The smell of sweaty children filled the air like a sour cheese found at the bottom of the oven. I couldn't believe my eyes the Rat God himself made an impressionable appearance. To say i felt blessed would be an understatement. He made his way through the place looking for a suitable candidate. He found himself drawn to me, I was speechless. Lifting his little rat claws in the air he slowly reached towards my chest. This is it. the moment I was waiting all my life for. With out skipping a beat he pushed his sharp talons through my skin grasping my fast beating heart. Pulling from my ribs he glares at me and releases a sinister screech then returns to his throne. Jumping and dancing around my now still flesh sack the kids praised me for i had been selected by God himself.