They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore.

Aw ♥♥♥♥ I'm sorry

Sorry for what
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our ♥♥♥♥♥
Especially since they're such good size and all

hmmmm
I can see that
Your daddy gave you good advice!

It gets bigger when I pull on it

Hmmm

Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!

Well my daddy taught me a few things too
Like how to not to rip the skin, by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands

Will you show me?

I'd be right happy to

God jul!

Tack vare mina krafter så behöver jag aldrig betala för McDonalds

Även om du använder den kupongen så kommer vi inte ha tillräckligt med pengar