im just a little kitty cat please please PLEASE let me sit in your oven

I crack ancient codes

riddle dilly?

I remember when halo 3 came out and i saw those killer jugs for the first time in next gen graphics. The school often called my house because i was absent, while little did they know i was honkin one off at the sight of cortanas killer jugs. It came to the point where id be unzippin my slacks when i knew a cutscene was coming up so i could get ready to honk one off on cortanas killer jugs when they came on screen. Feel bad for mr. Chief having to have those killer jugs in the back of his head all the time and not being able to honk one off through the power suit

GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven

I’m just a little flying insect please please PLEASE let me kill myself in your beverage

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♥♥♥♥

daniel

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this guy is irish

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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

nerd

boobie

u r cool or whatever

you better buy em quick i'm selling out fast

we out here playing tf2

thanks for spooky frog

Liked

I saw salnoot at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Euroshopper Energy Drinks in his hands without paying.

I met Daniel in prison. We were cellmates. I learned many things with him and am still today grateful. In the breaks of the volunteer work shifts we did to reduce our sentence he taught me latin, logic, roman history and the arts. Today I owe a great deal of my education to this noble scoundrel. My only regret from those times of incarceration was to not have helped him in the moments of sexual cohersion. Other prisoners would take advantage of his fragility and innocence to force him to do things he once did only by option. But alas, they're waters of the past... I'm happy to see that you've overcome all of that violence and found you here on steam.
Hugs and leave behind all of those memories.

I remember when halo 3 came out and i saw those killer jugs for the first time in next gen graphics. The school often called my house because i was absent, while little did they know i was honkin one off at the sight of cortanas killer jugs. It came to the point where id be unzippin my slacks when i knew a cutscene was coming up so i could get ready to honk one off on cortanas killer jugs when they came on screen. Feel bad for mr. Chief having to have those killer jugs in the back of his head all the time and not being able to honk one off through the power suit

This is my last resort.

coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine brother manerino dude

yeah reported

bidoof: oof!

I'm gonna eat your ASS
post to 100 other friends if you want your ass eaten by the haunted ghost that typed this

no u

-rep bully

Please no bully

ayy lmao

🤔

Hello lol this guy is a noob

gg btw

sleep boy

SourPls

card gamies on motorcybles+?!?

nerd