Here are some things about me...
~A Caffeine dependent life-form
~Born at a very young age
~I Can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why
~I prefer my puns intended
~I put the hot in psychotic
~I’m a force to be reckoned with, I reckon
~I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
~In search of sleep, sanity, & The Shire
~Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
~Naturally and artificially flavored
~Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.
Fabulous ends in “us” coincidence? I think not

Stay classy