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🌸💖 Once upon a time in a land full of pink, glitter, Jollibee chicken joy, and... huge luck? 💖🌸
There was a little Filipina girl, 25 years young, who believed that life was all about nursing shifts, Jollibee fries, and finding that perfect shade of pink to match her mood. So when she found herself in Japan, she decided to ask the mystical powers of omikuji for a little fortune. 🏮✨

She shook the box, pulled out her slip... and BAM. Daidai Kichii—BIG BIG LUCK. The universe was about to bless her with good fortune, and she was ready for it. 🍀💖

But here's the thing: BIG luck doesn't come without a little... drama. 💅

Back home after a brutal nursing shift, she thought she'd treat herself to some Jollibee spaghetti (obviously). But as she unwrapped the golden joy of spaghetti and fried chicken, she realized: her Labubu was missing. 😱 Gone. No sign of him anywhere. Just a pile of pink laundry and a suspiciously empty bed.

“BIG BIG LUCK” my foot, she thought. Couldn’t the universe at least send her Labubu to match this fortune?

Just as she was about to give up on everything (and eat her spaghetti in peace), she heard a soft noise coming from the corner of the room. And there he was... her Labubu, face down in a pile of McDo fries. (Really?? This is how you treat your girl?) 😂

Suddenly, the air turned cold. A deep voice echoed from the shadows. "Did you think you could escape this fate with BIG BIG LUCK and NOT finish your Jollibee meal?"

She turned around, and it was her secret Labubu dressed In all pink. AND holding a massive bucket of Jollibee chicken. The universe had spoken. 🍗💀

But instead of scolding her, he blessed her with more food. “Eat the chicken, keep the good vibes rolling,” he said. The universe might’ve given her BIG BIG LUCK, but it also gave her ALL the Jollibee in the world. 🍟✨

The moral of the story: BIG BIG LUCK is real. So are nursing shifts, Jollibee fries, and really questionable Labubu behavior. Always embrace the pink, always trust the omikuji, and never—NEVER—let your fries out of your sight. 💖

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