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1 person found this review funny
15.6 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
I can now recreate the Max vs Lewis crashes all season and brake test sweaty gamers with no consequence! The most realistic feature is the break headphones button where i pretend to be toto wolff
Posted 15 December, 2021.
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271.2 hrs on record (268.5 hrs at review time)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
Posted 11 June, 2021.
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156.7 hrs on record (67.1 hrs at review time)
game good yes
online not good yes
ranked not good
single player career good yes
Posted 11 November, 2019.
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17.6 hrs on record (15.1 hrs at review time)
estoy muy bien
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
3,924.1 hrs on record (1,387.6 hrs at review time)
This game is a gift that never stops giving. Honestly, the community is good, and the skill ciling keeps increasing making it impossible to "never get better". Im still hooked on the ranking system after playing around 1500 hours of the game in just over a year (that's how sad I am).

Would smash
10/8 would lift again
Worth money
Posted 12 February, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
493.0 hrs on record (103.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
However good this game might seem to you, there are still a lot of underlying issues that have still not been adressed by the team working on this game. Such as: Low FPS and often crashing for a lot of lower end pc (i havent encountered this personally but a lot of my friends have) and also another issue that has been surfacing recently after I downloaded the test server was that it couldn't lauch either of the games. It would constantly come up with and error box saying "Windows cannot access the specified device, path or file. You may not ahve the appropriate permissions to access the item". I think it means that the test server ruins the file path. Also their are more problems with the servers. In the 100 hours of this game I have played at the moment, aroud 60 hours of my games I have experienced rubber banding which has resulted in my death multiple times which is very frustrating when you are trying to improve different skills.

All I am really getting at is don't expect a good, smooth running game when you purchase/if you purchase as their are a lot of frustrating things that ruin the game for me.

PS: Shroud is an example of the best this game will run on a really good, high end PC so dont expect to get that kind of performance unless you are running on a really good PC. I have a good PC and I don't get over 60FPS and it is almost like it is capped at 60, Bluehole, please fix.
Posted 20 December, 2017.
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