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0.2 uur in totaal
EA Shut down the servers as EA is known to do.
Geplaatst 23 december 2015.
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8.1 uur in totaal (4.9 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Recensie tijdens vroegtijdige toegang
My Day In ARK:
-Foraged for berries
-Saw a floating tree
-Met my friend at floating tree because it was a landmark
-Made a pickaxe and pooped everywhere
-11/10 would have a poop button in the game again
-Saw a T-Rex run toward me, I ran into the ocean to get away
-Saw a giant shark and almost died
-I remembered that one of my friends was in a big clan on that server
-I yelled to the T-Rex rider that was about to kill me "I am a friend of Kyle!"
-I hear from atop the T-Rex "HEY, MY NAME IS KYYYLEEEE!!!!"
-Turns out Kyle almost murdered me
-Kyle runs off on his dinosaur
-5 minutes later Kyle picks me up with his pterodactyl while I was starving so I died because I couldn't eat
-I respawn and play the game for about 2 hours and get good gear
-I see a naked level 50 female character run up to me
-I say "Hey Grill!"
-I hear the girl say "Yo N***a, F*** you!"
-Turns out the girl is some 8 year old boy being all "gangster" on the internet.
-Kills me in 1 punch because he was level 50
-Continues to spawn kill me for the next 10 minutes

11/10 would get called a N***a by an 8 year old kid again.
But in all actuality, this game is really fun once you find friends.
Geplaatst 2 juli 2015. Laatst gewijzigd 2 juli 2015.
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8.3 uur in totaal (6.0 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Recensie tijdens vroegtijdige toegang
THIS GAME IS AMAZING!

2 features that will make this game of the year:
Build your own vehicles (I WANT TO MAKE A GIANT ROBOT)
Multiplayer
Geplaatst 3 juni 2015.
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665.6 uur in totaal (385.3 uur op moment van beoordeling)
This game has everything right going for it.
This game has an amazing economy where you can make a lot of profit.
This game has a fun cosmetic items system.
This game has fun gameplay different from most shooters.
This game has a good community where you can easily make friends.
Geplaatst 26 april 2015.
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0.7 uur in totaal
Plays game.
Beats night 1.
Sees loading screen for night 2.
Exits game.
Best 8 dollars of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWU92DSEFRw
Geplaatst 2 maart 2015.
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21.1 uur in totaal (3.1 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Recensie tijdens vroegtijdige toegang
Amazing game. 8/10 I love this game. I just have a couple critiques.

1. I think there should be more graphics options, I am on low graphics card mode, and I still experience some lag.
2. Please make the final level less laggy. That robot ags me to death.
3.Drill tower OP.

I love this game, and I definately reccomend it if you have a good computer that can handle this.
Geplaatst 1 september 2014.
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2.0 uur in totaal (0.9 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Recensie tijdens vroegtijdige toegang
This game is terrible. Waste of money. It always says "you have no pirate group selected"! I HAVE 2 CREW MEMBERS AND THEY ARE STUCK STANDING THERE DOING NOTHING BECAUSE THIS GAME'S TUTORIAL TEACHES YOU NOTHING! Somebody please tell me how to select custom group 1 SO I CAN ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME WITH MORE THAN MY STUPID CAPTAIN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geplaatst 26 juni 2014.
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8.8 uur in totaal (1.8 uur op moment van beoordeling)
I go above the system requirements. A laggy mess. If I walk into a wall, the game crashes. I normally get about 25 seconds of gameplay before it crashes. I even tried my brother's 24 gigs of ram 16 core PC. Still crap. Waste of money. Don't tell me to upgrade my PC!! I thurougly read the system requirements, I go above them. Also I spent my 70$ on a game. I am not spending another 1000$ for a PC. I know what I have.
Geplaatst 27 mei 2014. Laatst gewijzigd 27 mei 2014.
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12.6 uur in totaal (6.5 uur op moment van beoordeling)
Recensie tijdens vroegtijdige toegang
Amazing! Awesome mix of DayZ and Minecraft I really love it, and if it is on sale it is very much worth a buy! Also I am still waiting for the skill trees. That was one of my main buying points for this game!

Just 1 problem. Try and make the penalty for dying worse. Because with the current death penalty I don't care if I die or not.

Oh by the way I live in Arizona. Navesgane is not a real place.
Geplaatst 19 januari 2014. Laatst gewijzigd 15 maart 2014.
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17.2 uur in totaal (6.8 uur op moment van beoordeling)
BEST THING EVER! I just wish their were civillians.
Geplaatst 3 januari 2014.
Was deze recensie nuttig? Ja Nee Grappig Prijs
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