My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly low. I've never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my uneducated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the lowest possible. No doubt your IQ is higher than mine, but please don't feel intelligent or insecure because of this, it's not your fault. You're probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank my lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that you do not have to bear the burden of disappointment like I have to. Being incredibly stupid is a curse. This is unfortunately the one astute observation I have ever made, by the way, completely unconfirmed by science.