Recent reviews by Parma-John

I'm sure that this game will be referenced alongside greats such as Left 4 Dead, and Deep Rock Galactic. It's easily one of the best coop shooters to date and deserves all the praise it gets. Backed by an amazing community of dedicated divers who wont stand for intrusions on their freedom to protect and serve. It's a shame that it comes with a rootkit anticheat in a non PvP game but I guess there is no way around it.

Sony may have lost this short battle but I'm sure we'll be seeing them again to test our resolve once again.

This game is riddled with bugs..

Elden ring is definitely a game of the year contender. Although it's the most accessible fromsoftware games, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. Not to say it can't be tough at times, with the plethora of builds you can make in this game, there is surely something for everyone. All built within a beautiful open world that you can explore for hours. There is so much to do it's almost overwhelming.. This is a must play for anyone looking to get into fromsoftware games. Pretty much everyone in my immediate friend group has this game, regardless of their experience in these games. Elden ring was one of the most anticipated game of my lifetime and it does not fall short on those expectations.

Taking applications to have someone built like Ramlethal crush my head with their thighs.

I spawned into my friends world, named myself "God", and immediately started punching everything till my unarmed stat was 69.

Still one of the best movement shooters out there. I'd even say it's one of the best first person shooters out there. Controls are snappy and responsive and the skill ceiling seems to never end with the combination of moving and shooting. The campaign is fun and enjoyable. It has a decent story but I found it better to use the campaign to learn which weapons and titans I liked. There is also new mechanics added every level so the gameplay never gets stale. Multiplayer is definitely where this game shines with its great progression system, variation of game modes, and non intrusive micro-transactions. I feel like lots of developers have something to learn from this game and how the multiplayer was structured. Sadly the player count isn't all that high due to age and the initial release of the game. But if you're fine with waiting a minute or longer to get into a game it's worth playing. Titanfall 2 deserved better at launch, but that just means its up to the community to keep the game fun and alive.

Very cheeki breeki. Fun little game to play if youre bored of AAA games.

Amnesia: A machine for pigs does not feel like the first game. This feels more like a 3 hour tech demo walking simulator with a few easy puzzles and "scary" moments. When playing it I felt myself thinking "when is the end so I can play something else?" and just felt bored for most of the time. As said before this doesnt feel at all like 'The dark descent', but feels like amnesia with a facelift, worse puzzles, no inventory, and an unlimited lantern. You'll most likely breeze through this game since there is nothing to find other than the puzzle items and about 42 notes. So unless you're going for 100% then there is no incentive to explore this world. Although this game has the amnesia name, you'll find yourself wanting an experience like the original game...

If DayZ was less populated and ♥♥♥♥... oh wait...

If you like bleeding ears, broken dreams, and an urge to play literally anything else, then this is the game for you. This wasnt even worth the internet I used to download it. The zombies spawn out of nowhere and destroy your anus leading to the most unfair deaths of all time. I'd rather shove a pipe cleaner up my urethra than play "floppy arms zombie simulator".