All my life I have struggled with a gambling addiction. I would gamble my rent money, my bill money, hell sometimes I wouldn't even eat. Gambling was my life, and nothing ever helped; until a friend recommended me this game.

I loved the little dice rolls, the thrill of the competition, it was like a challenge. Using Items to ensure that I won rolls in crucial situations. I liked how if I lost, there was nothing lost but my time, and I could simply restart from the beginning.

However as time passed, I found myself missing some of my files. I simply could not win them all back fast enough from the Goose... Eventually I realized all of my saved passwords were gone. I couldn't pay any of my bills. First went the water and sewer, and then eventually, the electricity. Luckily I had a generator to keep the power on long enough to warn you all of the impending doom. I received an eviction notice from the bank today, unable to pay the mortgage I am scared I won't be around much longer. I have the money but not the means. Goose, if you're reading this, please give me my passwords back. I am trying the best I can to pay your ransom. You're ruining the lives of me and my family. If you have a heart, please, how many more ransoms must I pay?

On a brighter note, my computer is faster then ever now that my hard drive is nice and cleaned up.


** Did not actually steal my files, just a meme **