"If you put ice cream in soda, you get a soda float. No one says it has to be vanilla and root beer!"

So, uh, henlo from your local Cool Dude, I guess. I am a Soda Floatzel - Sodazel for short. No, it is not pronounced 'sodazzle' I swear. If you're new, welcome! If you're not, it's nice to see you again.
I've been around the 'furry' internet spaces for over a decade, and never talk about it because there's these cool things called 'depression' and 'social anxiety' that exist. Although wonderful people in the community also exist, and many of them have been kind enough to welcome me into the fold, actually relaying these experiences to people Behind the Screen is hard when google exists and pushes 'furry' search results that make advertisers money; that usually ends up meaning hit pieces and spotlights that help the spread of the worst rather than the best.
Beware, but also know that the people you might get exposed to through me are people who I think are wonderful. Maybe you're wonderful too, who knows?

(Press F to pay respects to my dignity every time someone calls me 'sodasloot' I promise I'm not that bad)

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PC Specs:
> Asrock B550 Taichi (Primary)
> Ryzen 9 5900X w/ Deepcool 240mm AIO (Thermal Pad, experimental, working so far)
> 2x8GB G.Skill DDR4 3200 MHz (XMP / 1T)
> MSI Mech 6700XT 12GB OC (Gamestop Ed.)
> Samsung Evo 970 Plus 500GB (OS) + 1TB (Data) + Teamgroup QX 2.5" SSD 4TB(!)
> Thermaltake Core G3 (Reverse Slim ATX, SFX-L PSU, GPU vertical mounted w/ riser cable)

Maybe kinda sorta for sale secondary PC:
> MSI X470 Gaming M7 AC (Secondary work in progress)
> Ryzen 7 5800X3D w/ Motherboard Water Block (mated via PTM7950, semi-permanent)
> 2x16GB DDR4 @ 3600 MHz
> Sapphire Nitro+ Vega 64 8G HBMI2 (Byski Water Block Swap, experimental)
>> Teamgroup 1TB 3.5" SSD (2 partitions, one of which is Tiered w/ StoreMI)
>> WD Blue 4TD 5.25" HDD (Tiered w/ StoreMI); shucked from external enclosure

Backup PC, to be converted into a NAS:
> Asrock X470 Taichi
> Ryzen 7 5700G w/ 212 Evo (to be converted to standalone mobo water block w/ 2x80mm rad)
> 4x8GB DDR4 @ 3200 MHz
> APU (🎶 I can play Fornite with no graphics card, no graphics card 🎵)
(Intent was an experiment to see how far one can overclock an X470 chipset mated to an APU for gaming, experimentation still in the planning phase)