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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2016 @ 8:52pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 3:57pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 10:28pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 10:21pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 9:26pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 9:50pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2016 @ 5:25pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2016 @ 4:57pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 3:12pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 8:15pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 2:58pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2016 @ 8:45pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 3:14pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 6:13pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 3:32pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2016 @ 8:27pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 3:41pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 2:58pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2016 @ 4:59pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 4:47pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 3:10pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 7:09am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 10:18pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 8:27am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 2:58pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 2:07pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2016 @ 8:37pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 9:35am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 3:39pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 8:02am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 9:42am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 3:04pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 4:45pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2016 @ 3:55pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2016 @ 8:53pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2016 @ 2:39pm



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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