Hi friends
I'm Petrica the Positive
This description is going to tell you a few things about me and how I do my spins:
I was born on a sunny day during the night when the wind was stronger, which is why my face looks like a dustbin lid
When I was little, I was very naughty, I would stick pawns in my ass so that my friends could prick their ♥♥♥♥♥
I use to practice different activities in my free time, for example escaping from ANAF, opening windows, training barzaunis and rude sex.
My number of friends is equivalent to the number of fingers on a severed hand
I have a scar on my mace that looks like a millipede and when I do the little work it tickles me so I end up doing the spontaneous artesian fountain and I'm not invited to parties.

My ass hurts when I poop.

In an accident where I slipped on the carpet and landed in the cupboard with glasses, I broke them all, and now I have to drink the water from the baptismal font stolen from the nearby church
Crosswalks are for pedestrians not for people, so I don't understand why they took my license
I weigh 1 meter 69
I'm good at history because I can't even tell what I ate in the morning, but I'm good at chemistry because who doesn't know that h2o are mermaids

About my gain set-up

A desk built from a pole stolen from the selgros parking lot and an old board found next to the trash

Mouse: Logitech CyberMan, very old and red, which is bandaged with 3 layers of adhesive to prevent it from setting fire to the Santa Claus table that I have
This mouse was given to me by a junkie at a Tequila VideoBlog fan meeting


My microphone is designed from a can of Aptamil, a copper wire and 2 batteries that I have to press simultaneously for something to be heard


And when you hear it, it's as if the meteor shower that killed those big furry birds 200 years ago is being recreated

Headphones made of 2 pads interconnected by an iron hanger and connected to a bicycle helmet
With them I hear colors

Mouse pad: tablecloth with Santa Claus

Waitress: with Santa Claus

Computer: Commodore Plus/4 that does little more than a typewriter and can only run crappy videos at a countable number of pixels
When I plug in the computer, all the light bulbs in the house flicker and the refrigerator stops

The computer case made of origami, which snaps and creaks as soon as I open Chrome
It also sometimes has the stupid habit of disassembling itself and letting the components fall aggressively on the floor

The Voodoo 4 4500 video card that turned the house into a sauna, and my neighbors think I'm living in hell because of it and the noises the PC makes

Vibrator with windows 7

Keyboard: Leopold FC660MC more outdated than the old testament, battered by fate and crucified on a fire tree stand

Gaming chair: A bargain DIY made from an old broken chair and the grandson's potty

Monitor: I have a broken window glued to a tin can in the warehouse that only lights up if I turn on the generator and trip the fuses in the whole neighborhood
It has a refresh rate of one Hz per 3 light years

As a cooler, I use a mini-fridge, which is responsible for half of the current bill, but at least it does its job

Favorite games:
Gta Saint Andrew
Sven the fat sheep
Goat with 3 kids
When I get angry at video games, I move aggressively in my chair and play my ass on the strings of my panties like a guitar

I sleep in the basket

When I was little, I had a rooster in the yard that beat my chickens, but later I found out that it was actually a rooster
I am selling a microwave oven that works but does not heat up
Contact: https://twitter.com/elonmusk?t=F6QqQq9XSKLAyL9N-3LEWQ&s=09
Every time I turn on the light bulb, there is a 10 percent chance that it will explode and I will be without power
I did kindergarten at Bran Castle