Most of you are here because my profile picture made you horny.
Fun fact: she's 14.


A lot of you are here because you want to "play" CS:GO.
Fun fact: fuсk off.


Some of you will be here because you're mad that I one-tapped you after you hit me for 98 in 4.
Fun fact: get some tampons, drink a bit of cranberry juice, and go see your gynecologist because I think you're starting to menstruate.


Very few of you will be here because we're friends.
Fun fact: the chicken likes it, trust.


I bought a Nekopara profile background for US$10. Interpret that however you want.


Yes, my PC is a server with two CPUs and two GPUs. Now would you cryptofaggots be so kind as to get rid of that one inch thing you call an erection? It's an embarrassment to penises worldwide.


I listen to this song every year on Valentine's day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GL9l1DXTsQ .