Lord Icefrog of Valve,
Beyond Godlike is Your Name.
Thy MMR Come,
Thy Balancing be Done, In Real Life as it is in DotA.
Give Us This Day Our Daily Mango,
And Forgive Us Our Feeds, As We Forgive Those Who Feed Against Us.
Lead Us Not Into Malding,
But Deliver Us From HoN and LoL.
For DotA is the Kingdom of The Balance and The Power,
Forever and Ever,
Gaben