Patura
Jannis Patura   Ohio, United States
 
 
I only play true ethical ruthless SSF hardcore. I delete every unique I find because it is unethical to keep it. When my character dies, it stays dead just like it should. I Vorici break every six-link I land because it is unrealistic to ever six-link an item in true ethical ruthless SSF hardcore. I skip the Labyrinth because Ascendency Classes are unethical powerhouses. Every time a Vaal Orb drops, I immediately use it on a randomly equipped piece of gear to increase the challenge. I've had global chat and trade chat disabled since I got my beta invite back in 0.9.2d, the Merveil fireball optimisation and curse duration patch, because player interaction gave too much advantage. I've sent at least 84 emails to GGG support over the years asking for unlimited ignore player space so I can make sure that no one talks to me when I'm in town. I read and listen to every lorestone, notes, books to fully immerse myself in the true ethical ruthless SSF hardcore experience. Every time I go into this general and read the word "meta", "trading", "blade flurry", "clear speed", "Headhunter", "currency", "crafting", so on and so on, I make sure to thrust my giant vibrating dildo one to three times to punish myself accordingly for tainting my TERSSFHC experience. I've stolen at least a dozen credit cards from my parents to pay for the 3,250 normal stash tabs that I have to show my support for GGG and the truely ruthless hardcore game that they have developed. It deeply saddens me that PT left, he was the only one that spoke only truth. Why do you self-proclaimed ruthless SSF hardcores even try to pretend that you're truly ruthless SSF hardcore? You make me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick.
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Dönertaube mit Zwiebel 16 Jan @ 4:29am 
Wer ist denn diese Zuckerschnecke? :maidcafe:
Polski Yes 1 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27pm 
+rep würde 10/10
ImKazuko 9 Jul, 2018 @ 5:25pm 
+rep fast and good trader :)
Ricven 27 Jun, 2018 @ 7:05am 
+REP! Fast and friendly dude!
ChainZ 26 Jun, 2017 @ 4:48am 
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