Recent reviews by Pastry

Diablo like game but with guns. Van Helsing aesthetic along with some H.P Lovecraft vibes and you got a very eerie and creepy setting.

Pros:
- Story is interesting
- Them Helsing Vibes
- Multiclass builds
- an Inventory that gets larger as you progress by doing quests.
- Lots of build variety, and tonnes of guides online for anyone who just wants to grab a good build and mindlessly slaughter enemies.

Cons:
- Like most arpg's there's almost too much loot, I'm constantly going back to sell stuff off and even got to the point where anything below Green doesn't even get picked up. Luckily as you progress you get more inventory space, but it's kind of hindered by the shear amount of "Enchantment" like items you can put on gear.
- There have been a few times where I've died so quickly I can't tell what actually caused the death, so it's hard for me to come up with a way to counteract that. At least bosses HP doesn't reset fully if you do die, so you can at least chip away. But it'd be nice if my HP didn't go from Full to 0 in half a second giving me no time to react or even come up with a solution in terms of gear. Resistances are everything in this game so maybe I just lacked a certain one, but I couldn't tell which cause they were all fairly high. A Complaint that was probably purely on me to figure out, but a complaint nonetheless.

If you're looking for something new in the arpg department then this likely won't do it for you. But if you're looking for something that plays somewhere between Diablo and PoE, then this is likely the game for you.

Super chill game, you're just a raccoon skateboarding down a road to dope music and wearing goofy outfits. Great game to relax to and get into the zone to great tunes.

Grab some buddies grab some booze and have at it. This game is a blast with a squad of your buddies. FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!!!

Play this game drunk for full dwarf immersion.

KANE LIVES!!!!!.... that is all.

If you ever wanted to be a Sponge who lives in a Pineapple under the Sea, then you should get this game. If like me, you played the crap out of this game as a wee lad then you'll want to jump on this, it's the same game, just looks better. Same jank, and the jank is what we love.

Oblivion is like a Grilled Cheese sandwich. It's delicious, it's fun, but there's a lot of cheese.

I don't think I've ever finished a game of this yet, but I love this game, it's wonderful. If you like slow paced strategy games then this ones for you. I've had games last 30+ hours and enjoy every bit of it even if I end up losing or starting a new one cause I got a better idea for a Empire.

You get to make your own Empire with civics and ethics and governing type, as well as customize your leaders looks and what your ships look like. There's tonnes of Mods that can make this game so much more to.

A lot of the DLCs are a good addition to the game, while you don't need to buy them to get most of the features from the major DLCs as they are added when the big patches hit. I think getting the Synthetic Dawn, Utopia, Apocalypse, and Megacorp DLCs are the best addition to the game. (Snag them when they're on sale, the game and DLCs go on sale fairly often)

The most recent update changed how the planets and economy worked, and it's added so much that was needed for the game. Paradox keeps delivering with every major Patch to this game.

I Find I play this game better Drunk, but not too drunk, there's like a fine line of Drunk and trashed that I have to get to be pro at this game.

If you like a challenge and don't mind dying a ♥♥♥♥ tonne, then this games probably for you. If you're the type of person that throws their controller across the room like an infant then don't get this game, because you die... a lot.

GOATS!!!!!