Pastor Haggis
Thomas   Ogden, Utah, United States
 
 
I don't really play video games anymore. I do sometimes though.

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Favorite Game
94
Hours played
21
Achievements
PCMR Chat Logs
Here's more since Steam sucks: http://pastebin.com/iPMPnn4E

17:58 - Toonation entered chat.
17:58 - Haggis: Where they just rub tits in the shower with guards?
17:58 - Toonation: mhmmmhmmmmmm titp rubbing
17:58 - Toonation: yiy*
17:58 - Toonation: tit*
17:58 - Toonation: wow hi guys
17:59 - Toonation: :B1:

17:18 - thetonyk123: Supposedly getting my phone dock tomorrow
17:19 - superclash89: k
17:19 - Mann-e 11: k
17:20 - Haggis: k
17:20 - Haggis: we did it guys

17:20 - Haggis: I wanna thank my friend Tony
17:21 - Haggis: For being a piece of ♥♥♥♥
17:21 - thetonyk123: <3

19:34 - ×Nikki: I want to stick my tongue in his ear hole.
19:34 - Sir_Trix: hot

19:33 - izy521: Haggis is harassing Sera in pm

21:15 - ヘル-Hellbasedgod: mfw nikki camsow
21:15 - ヘル-Hellbasedgod: camshow
21:15 - Haggis: link
21:15 - Haggis: so i can avoid it
21:15 - Sir_Trix: man I hate those things
21:15 - Sir_Trix: where is it
21:15 - Sir_Trix: like theres so many of them
21:15 - Haggis: Yeah, I hate those cam shows with Nikki in them
21:15 - Sir_Trix: which cam site so I can report it
21:16 - Weatt: i would say easy haggis or nikki might hate you
21:16 - Haggis: Might?
21:16 - Weatt: but she already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hates your guts lol
21:16 - Haggis: I'm just digging a deeper hole now
21:17 - Sir_Trix: who doesn't hate haggis amirite
21:17 - Haggis: amirite
21:17 - [VGH] Canti/Red: we are already digging a deeper hole
21:17 - Haggis: almost as deep as nikki
21:17 - [VGH] Canti/Red: jeez

21:34 - Weatt: like for example, my pubes are always split, i dont have a single one that is whole
21:34 - Sir_Trix: wat
21:34 - Codyxephos: wat
21:35 - Haggis: wat
21:35 - Mann-e 11: wat
21:35 - Sir_Trix: wat
21:35 - Codyxephos: wat
21:35 - Haggis: wat

21:36 - Weatt: you've seen my phone's camera
21:37 - Weatt: like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell that will pick up the size of my pubes
21:37 - Sir_Trix: what are you 12
21:37 - Sir_Trix: my pubes came in at like 11

21:38 - Weatt: yes
21:38 - Weatt: the thing is
21:38 - Weatt: for fun i tried to learn braiding them
21:38 - Sir_Trix: wat
21:38 - ♥Vexend♥: hahahhahahahaha
21:38 - Mann-e 11: HAHAHAHA
21:38 - Haggis: wat
21:39 - Weatt: then realized it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurt
21:39 - Codyxephos: what the ♥♥♥♥
21:39 - Sir_Trix: what the ♥♥♥♥
21:39 - Weatt: i got bored
21:39 - izy521: Wait
21:39 - Haggis: what the ♥♥♥♥
21:39 - Codyxephos: are you retarded or something

21:39 - izy521: If I shave my nuts, shoul I just go ahead and do the rest? 8D

21:49 - Weatt: you never realize how durable pubes are until you braid them when you're bored
21:49 - Codyxephos: were you dropped as a baby
21:49 - Codyxephos: or just thrown at a wall

23:47 - Weatt: you my fam
23:47 - Weatt: i gotta look out for my fam
23:47 - Weatt: ryan is not my fam, ryan go visit that site
23:48 - RyGuy: wow
23:49 - RyGuy: is it becuase I'm not pure kkk white
23:49 - Weatt: ♥♥♥♥♥ you're skeletor white

12:52 - Haggis: why does Twitter keep telling me to grow my business
12:52 - Haggis: With ad campaigns
12:52 - Haggis: I'm not a business
12:52 - Haggis: I'm Haggis
12:52 - Rob (Rolling_Go): haggis businessfart

17:50 - izy521: Vex is an advocate for softcore incest.
17:51 - ♥Vexend♥: ur an advocate for ♥♥♥♥♥♥ waifus

23:49 - Elemental: good multiplayer games?
23:49 - Haggis: ur mum
23:49 - Elemental: already tried it
23:49 - Codyxephos: haha
23:49 - Elemental: was a terrible experience
23:49 - Haggis: k
23:49 - Sir_Trix: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
23:49 - Sir_Trix: REKT
23:49 - Elemental: so i tried your mum
23:50 - Elemental: was well worth
23:50 - Haggis: my mums ded
23:50 - Sir_Trix: even hotter

22:17 - byZuuM entered chat.
22:18 - byZuuM: Hello, fellow brethren
22:18 - Haggis: "fellow brethren"
22:18 - Haggis: > implying some of us aren't women
22:19 - byZuuM: :(
22:19 - Haggis: I mean there's like two girls in here
22:19 - Rob (Rolling_Go): i'm the prettiest one
22:20 - Rob (Rolling_Go): disagreement warrants a punch in the mouth

22:34 - Haggis: I'm Haggis mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥
22:34 - ♥Vexend♥: ur faggis father ♥♥♥♥♥♥

21:57 - Haggis [is almost legal]: But I was talking with one of the moms on our team about Ruth
21:57 - Haggis [is almost legal]: She was like "She does it for attention from the boys"
21:57 - Haggis [is almost legal]: I just said "But she doesn't get any..."
21:57 - Haggis [is almost legal]: She responded with "I know, that's what makes it sad"
21:57 - Weatt: aw
21:57 - izy521: rekt
21:58 - Weatt: ☹
21:58 - Weatt: it's like izy in girl form

21:52 - Mann-e 11: tell her to grind on your redneck ♥♥♥

21:40 - Haggis - is almost legal ;): lol
21:40 - Haggis - is almost legal ;): it's an oil can guitar
21:41 - You have been banned from the chat by Sera.
21:41 - ♥Vexend♥: sera doesnt like being called an oil can

10:33 - Sera entered chat.
10:33 - thetonyk123: aw
10:33 - thetonyk123 was kicked by Sera.

17:37 - Fliixy: you know what
17:37 - Fliixy: ill give you both
17:37 - Fliixy: better?
17:37 - 🎃Vexpai🎃 #SpookCrew: man what is this disney moving ending
17:37 - 🎃Vexpai🎃 #SpookCrew: im out

23:26 - Epic Jakelor: Memes are serious business. There is no comedy!
23:26 - Hunter and the full effect: once you touch a girl and get to drive you will not care about the moisture level of a "meme"
23:26 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew:: I can drive
23:26 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew:: And have "touched" plenty of girls
23:26 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew:: You know, hugs and ♥♥♥♥
23:26 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew:: But memes are better than sex
23:27 - 🎃Vexend🎃#Spookcrew: ^
23:27 - Epic Jakelor: It's hard to keep the ladies away from my pepes.
23:27 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew:: ^
23:27 - Epic Jakelor: ^
23:27 - 🎃Vexend🎃#Spookcrew: ^
23:27 - Epic Jakelor: ^
23:27 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew:: ^
23:27 - Epic Jakelor: ^
23:27 - 🎃Vexend🎃#Spookcrew: v
23:27 - Epic Jakelor: ^
23:27 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew:: v
23:27 - 🎃Vexend🎃#Spookcrew: ><>
23:27 - [VGH] Canti/Red: V
23:27 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew:: ><>
23:27 - Epic Jakelor: >
23:27 - 🎃Vexend🎃#Spookcrew: memes in action

22:48 - Banana Phone: why is everyone interested in halo 5
22:48 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew #AlmostLegal: Probably because it looks okayish
22:49 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew #AlmostLegal: I just feel the hype train is dying
22:49 - RyGuy: NOPE
22:49 - 🎃Haggis🎃 #SpookCrew #AlmostLegal: Then there's Ryan
22:49 - RyGuy: THERE AINT NO BREAKS ON THIS HYPE TRAIN
22:49 - RyGuy: CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
22:49 - 🎃Mann-e 11🎃 #SpookCrew: ryguy shut the ♥♥♥♥ up
22:49 - 🎃Mann-e 11🎃 #SpookCrew: ill fite you right now

22:56 - Codyxephos: fam
22:56 - Codyxephos: you aint blackj
22:57 - RyGuy: you think I give a ♥♥♥♥
22:57 - Codyxephos: yes

11:10 - 💋‍ Nikki 💋: I <3 glue

23:58 - Rob (Rolling_Go): haggis you're my guitarded hero

17:19 - ♥Weatt♥#LoveCrew: im not stupid
17:19 - ♥Weatt♥#LoveCrew: my doctor says i have ADVANCED autism

20:06 - CammRobb: aw mate it's unreal, literally the first thing you say to a russian guy is met with garbled russian and the constant background noise of poverty

21:22 - Sir Loony Spoon: My underwear just pinched and pulled a butthair out of my left cheek and now my butt is bleeding
21:22 - Sir Loony Spoon: w
21:22 - Sir Loony Spoon: t
21:22 - Sir Loony Spoon: f

21:44 - Weatt: my anus hurts

09:10 - Sera: [Weatt]: Plz
09:10 - Sera: [Weatt]: I'll suck your ♥♥♥♥
09:10 - Haggis: You'd do that anyway

12:46 - Julian: booty dooty
12:47 - Sera: [Weatt]: That's my job

17:38 - Snøw: If I kiss a girl and then vomit on her, do you think she finds it hot.

22:07 - Sera: [Weatt]: Hiif su 😠

18:26 - Weatt: i will come up to where you live and push your balls so far up that you'll choke on your jizz
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Comments
Ford Susikaupimas 13 Jun, 2017 @ 10:24am 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)))
Agitated Midget 27 Mar, 2016 @ 8:47pm 
U SUK
Mann-e 11 1 Nov, 2015 @ 5:07pm 
dis ♥♥♥♥♥ died playing rebirth
thetonyk123 15 Aug, 2014 @ 9:38am 
+rep Thanks for Awesomenauts! It'll be fun playing splitscreen...