I spent four years training myself to eat through my butt and poop out of my mouth. I only listen to show-tunes and my biggest fear is being asked to prom. One time I showed up to a party I wasn't invited to and got so mad about the lack of viable ♥♥♥♥♥ that i set fire to all the linens in the laundry room and the house burned down (Allegedly). I prefer to be called Tony and I'm wearing sweatpants. God is dead.