Postęp osiągnięć użytkownika Papysh w POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odblokowano: 26 maja 2014 o 8:35

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odblokowano: 26 maja 2014 o 8:59

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 4:29

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odblokowano: 26 maja 2014 o 8:37

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 5:09

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odblokowano: 31 maja 2014 o 1:42

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odblokowano: 1 czerwca 2014 o 2:05

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odblokowano: 24 kwietnia 2017 o 12:41

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Odblokowano: 28 maja 2014 o 0:35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 6:50

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odblokowano: 22 kwietnia 2017 o 6:39

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odblokowano: 24 kwietnia 2017 o 11:50

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odblokowano: 1 czerwca 2014 o 1:40

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 6:44

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Odblokowano: 23 kwietnia 2017 o 11:53

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odblokowano: 22 kwietnia 2017 o 8:21

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 6:48

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 4:38

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odblokowano: 6 czerwca 2014 o 5:35

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odblokowano: 1 czerwca 2014 o 1:36

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 28 maja 2014 o 0:47

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odblokowano: 24 kwietnia 2017 o 12:17

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odblokowano: 22 kwietnia 2017 o 4:47

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 4:42

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odblokowano: 6 czerwca 2014 o 5:37

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odblokowano: 26 maja 2014 o 8:37

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odblokowano: 28 maja 2014 o 0:38

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odblokowano: 26 maja 2014 o 8:50

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 5:10

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Odblokowano: 26 maja 2014 o 8:53

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odblokowano: 26 maja 2014 o 8:32

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 4:48

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 4:47

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 5:10

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odblokowano: 1 czerwca 2014 o 1:28

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odblokowano: 1 czerwca 2014 o 1:51

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Odblokowano: 27 maja 2014 o 6:41

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Odblokowano: 22 kwietnia 2017 o 5:01

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

11 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30