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It's Minecraft but with guns and no building. It's Counter Strike but made of blocks. It's Roblox: Bad Business but even blockier. 10/10

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Your really still here? What has society come to?

Hello fellow weebs, pervs, and horror fans! If any of those three words match your personality, than this is the game for you! Saiko no Sutoka is an FPS Horror Game where your trapped inside a Japanese High School with a girl whose lethally obsessed with you. Goal? Get out the school by finding keys in rooms throughout the school, make sure you do a good Sherlock Holmes investigation on every school door in case of a tripwire, turn on the light, put on shoes, find the code, and escape! Simple right??? Haha...NO it's not. Saiko no Sutoka will surely leave it's players screaming with fear, as a Yandere (For those who don't know basically someone whose love sick) runs around the school trying to kill you as you escape. Keep in mind though, this isn't any normal enemy in any average Horror Game, Saiko has a very smart A.I. and also has a multiple personality mechanic. Depending on your actions her personalities will change, you have the nice girlfriend, the trickster, and the completely psychotic monster inside her. But don't take advantage of her good side for too long. She's unpredictable. The game comes with 5 modes, Yandere, Normal, Hard, Yangire, and Nightmare. Yandere is basically the tutorial, Normal and Hard are literally the base game but normal or hard, Yangire puts Saiko in a hot yet horrifying bunny suit and makes the game very hard (You can make it harder by making it so that there's two Saiko's coming after you) and finally there's Nightmare (Which I haven't played yet) but am assuming it's EXTREMELY HARD. I recommend any horror fan to play this. The dev has done a very good job and it's came a long way in a short period of time.

This game is just bloody amazing mate! Wanna take out real world aggression? Wanna role-play? Wanna build maps? Wanna have a challenge? Wanna rage at Beneath after dying at the Necromancer? THAN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU! I cannot stress how simple yet awesome Paint The Town Red is. And to think that it's so underrated...come on, spend the bloody $5 or $10 or whatever this game costs because I don't remember, and lets spike up the player base. This game doesn't deserve to have zero users online in the multi-player, so come and join the bloody fun mate AND PAINT THE TOWN RED!

A Rant to EA

I bought Titanfall 2 on Xbox right at it's launch, I remember my mother buying it for my birthday. I fell in love with the game instantly, I beat the whole Campaign in one day, and because I didn't have Xbox Live I would keep playing the Campaign over and over again. Once I got Xbox Live I played Multiplayer nonstop, I got so good that I would rack up 40+ Pilot kills, and at least 20 Titan kills every match. I played against some of the best Titanfall 2 players out there, and even had a "teacher" who helped me become possibly one of the best out there. I played Titanfall 2 for nearly 4 years, who knows how many hours I had, if you think 700+ hours on Hitman 3 is crazy, then you wouldn't even know the hours I had on Titanfall. I even remember staying up a whole night beating Campaign on Master.

Then things happened in my personal life which prevented me from having the time or ability to play Titanfall 2. Fast forward to 2021, I became a PC player, no longer owning an Xbox. I saw Titanfall 2 on Steam for sale and bought the Deluxe Edition, everything worked fine and I had the time of my life. Then I stopped playing mostly focusing on Hitman. Recently I had decided to try and play Titanfall 2 again and remind myself of the old days, well, turns out Multiplayer has been exploited for quite some time, which doesn't allow anyone to play Vanilla Titanfall 2 Multiplayer. As soon as you load in Multiplayer, the game crashes in an instant. It doesn't matter what you do, that will always be the case unless you install some mods. EA had claimed to "fix" the server problems before, but it turns out, that's far from the case. Only thing you can do is play Campaign. Don't get me wrong, the Campaign is amazing, but not being able to play Multiplayer removes most of the fun from even playing this game.

Spending years of practicing and becoming possibly one of the best, and then having all that go to waste because of some dumb exploit truly angers me. This should've been fixed when EA said it was "fixed" in the first place. But no, it's not. You could say to just wait until Titanfall 3 comes out. But honestly, will it ever? Because it seems EA cares more about working on some stupid battle royal rip off of Fortnite called Apex which itself isn't even close to the source material. For goodness sake, kids think Apex is "original" and don't even know what the game was inspired off of in the first place. Titanfall fans DON'T WANT some stupid BATTLE ROYAL, we want a TITANFALL GAME. And since Titanfall 2 doesn't even work, what do you expect us to do? EA is more focused on overpriced Sims 4 DLC's and terrible EA Sports Games. So honestly, for all we know Titanfall 3 is going to be just more micro transaction bait.

EA get your crap together and give the Titanfall community what we deserve. Either fix Titanfall 2, OR MAKE TITANFALL 3!!!

Simply Amazing

I have 16.4 hrs as of right now on this game, and I have no shame. Take that Teachers that get mad at me in class for talking about the latest Hentai films. Why would I spend my time reading a book when I can click on boobs all day and get money out of it? Why would I make friends when I have all the females in the world right now? Why would I go on a real date with a real woman when I can go on a single picture date with two sentences and end up having to spend $400.000 dollars on a new car just to gain satisfaction from my true love? Crush Crush is not a game, no you are wrong. It is a new way of life. A path of transcendence. A way of peace. This is what America needs, a click game with cute creatures we call "females" in the beloved Japanese comic way of art. THIS IS ART. A masterpiece. Why would I get married? Instead I can spend the rest of my life with a woman who only has four different speech patterns. So many questions, so many answers. God has blessed us with Crush Crush, and with the 18+ DLC. He has answered to the simping weebs, and we shall be grateful.

Don't ask, just play

A Game Which Brings Back The Terrible Fear Of Furbies Back In The Day

Admit it, Furbies are machines of terror for those of you who know about them or worse, have HAD one. ESPECIALLY if you got the super old first model that were quite literally stacked full of glitches which make you think your dead crazy uncle just possessed one in the middle of the night to annoy you. And I'm not going to even mention the monstrosities they become once their furs removed. Tattletail perfected this idea of terror and made a great concept out of it.

From the game-play to the small story line, this game really manages to make your blood rush in circles. I can't name how many times Tattletail has been like "GIVE ME A TREAT, GIVE ME A TREAT, GIVE ME A TREAT, GIVE ME A TREAT, GROOOM ME, GROOOM ME, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JAKE GROOOOOOM MEEEE!!!" While his crazy insane homicidal mother comes after my shoelaces. It's the prefect mixture of annoyance and pure terror, which mind you is actually an amazing thing. Finally a game that I can bring out my humor towards while running for my life at the same exact moment. The game has an amazing two endings, or three if you count the one where you quite literally break the map and jump into the void while watching Tattletail's eyes float out of his sockets. Pure entertainment that is. OR you can be a "normal" person and play the game the way it is, your choice. Tattletail has simple yet interesting game mechanics, and once you catch mama on the toilet seat you are sure to be blinded for eternity. Though the game is pretty reliant on headphones, arguably I could say it's scarier without them. You are more likely to run into mama on the toilet seat, a once in a life time experience. No seriously. It's a great game and arguably a punishment to those sneaky darn kids which open their presents before Christmas. This will surely prevent them from ever doing so again. Tattletail has a VHS like looking concept going on along with it's 1990's setting. Which only enhances the fear of those darn horrific Furbies or "Tattletails" as they are called in this game. I 100% recommend Tattletail to both casuals and big horror fans. A true horror experience, though the mama on toilet is amazing. This whole game is amazing. And you'll never feel complete without seeing Tattletail's eyes levitate out of his round egg head.

The Sims 4 Is a Game Severely Lacking Of Playtime

The Sims 4 may be fun for the first two hours or possibly the first day, but once you've played it for about a week you begin realizing that your just going on the same cycle over and over again. Feed your Sim, Make your Sim take a crap, Make your Sim take a shower, Make your Sim socialize with others, Make your Sim go to work, Wait for two minutes until they get back from work, Make your Sim get a wife or husband within ten minutes by simply spamming the romantic and friendly social options, Make your Sim sleep, Watch your Sim stare into the abyss for about an hour no matter what you do, Attempt to kill your Sim in the amount of most boring ways possible, Make your Sim do art, Make your Sim watch a literal never-ending GIF on TV, Make your Sim listen to annoying parodies of just about every music genre there is, Spend an hour customizing your Sim and then play the game with your Sim and want to die from boredom in about five minutes, Get tired and commit to cheats which make the game even more boring, Build an entire nightclub for five hours just to see six Sims in the entire 50x50 building with 50x50 three floors, Try to role-play then feel stupid afterwards, Waste your life playing a game about life, Get so tired of the game that you convert to using mods, Realize that you don't wanna pay $5 for a hair mod on Patreon, Realize that you don't wanna spend the $700 dollars just to get every expansion with content that should be in the base game in the first place like laundry machines, Convert to using illegal free mods, Realize that all the free clothing mods are just a bunch of unexperienced modders who think drawing over a models skin is something that you can call a mod, End up downloading the murder mod just to break the game and have the Grim Reaper glitch out and stare into the emptiness of the universe for eternity, If your a teenager you'll probably download the NaughtyWhims mod just to find out the game is still boring regardless of visual sex content, Uninstall NaughtyWhims so that your father doesn't find out, Use the murder mod to play a gangster Sim just to realize it's still utterly boring (again), Go on YouTube and watch cringe Sims obsessed YouTubers just to get gameplay ideas, Realize that the gameplay ideas are still boring (again), Build a family than exit the game because the first two seconds of playing them made you want to die, Keep coming back to the Sims 4 just because you felt like if would be fun just to realize that you made a terrible mistake and once more wasted six hours of your real life.

If you like everything I just explained about the game than this is definitely for you. Typically I would split reviews up into segments but there's really nothing interesting about this game, it's basically just an even more bland version of your actual life. Unless you want to spend $700 on a bunch of expansion packs than just don't get this game, regardless of the $700 worth of expansions you WILL still get incredibly bored very quickly! If you want this game just buy it during the big Steam Summer Deal, overall you should just resort to buying the Sims 3 instead. This game is quite literally barely even to be called a beta product and is just seemingly a giant money grabber. I had more fun waiting for a doctors appointment in a lobby than playing any of this. This is the one game that parents are right about rotting your brain. There IS no reward for playing this, NO MOTIVATION. Absolutely NOTHING that will keep you entertained. Trust me, unless you want to spend the price of this game just to spam mod downloads than I suggest you wait until the Sims 5. This is quite literally all there is to say.

A Decent Plot, Poorly Done

It was nice to see a horror game based off of an internet creation that isn't just another clone of Slender. But though it had a more complex plot other than just looking for notes it was rather made poorly. Personally I felt the visuals were rather frustrating and annoying to deal with. You have constant unnecessary flashing along with poor visuals when it comes to the pouring rain and lightning. It makes it very hard to see really anything, along with your drunk effects that make you wobbly. The blood pixels especially need work, it just looks like red spray paint. Here is my review

Story And Game Play:
During the game you are pretty much thrown into an endless hole of teleportation. The game has "Chapters" which are extremely short and honestly lack content severely. From a dream where there's literally only a cabin and a stream which you ride on a boat in for about ten seconds to a rather lazy tutorial the best mechanic in this game is probably driving. Not to mention the very corny ideas played out which instead of increasing the scare factor makes it more cringe worthy. From ridiculous story lore like deciding to drive drunk in the first place, to the lack of detail mentioned about why we even went outside, have a camera on 24/7 and especially the lack of story behind the protagonist. At first you think your probably a private detective investigating a series of disappearing children contained within a surrounding forest. But then you question "Why am I even searching for lost children in the drunken state I'm in, let alone driving." Why in the nighttime in pouring rain of all places and why do dead bodies look like ghouls from Fallout 4? The developer didn't even take the time to make dead children look like dead children, they just look like a bunch of dead deformed Agent 47's wearing dirty T-shirts. I mean come on now. Siren Head itself looks like a cockroach and certain car models look like they've been wrapped in grocery bags. Of course the developer decided to go cheesy and use emergency alert audio from the internet and not even at least try and make some original volume. The graphics were made of high detail, but was mainly masked by rain drops on your camera. It seems you have a flashlight built into your right eye socket and you have keys that look like there supposed to open fantasy gates and not start car engines. You have very brief subtitles, constantly hear child laughter which has nothing to do with Siren Head. I understand maybe he's luring you. But no one in their right mind would be attracted to children who you know are dead, saying things like "I'm coming for you." And there's even problems before actually playing the poorly built game. The title menu is there to give everyone seizures, you have three options, exit, play and settings. The settings however have nothing useful except for control layouts. The brightness actually makes visuals worse. When you die you feel like your being ear raped by a never-ending horn until you finally get to press restart. Not to mention the font for the lettering in the menu are incredibly goofy looking and for some reason gigantic! You get an achievement for literally dying. And in general there's not much in this game that gives it a good experience. I would love to say this game is good. But there's just so much wrong with it, to the point where instead of excitement your straight up just wanting to get it over with. There's nothing scary to this game, I'm a horror writer so I'm tougher than most. But I don't think this could even scare a casual player. Horror is my favorite genre for all of entertainment. And I've seen my fair share of terrible ideas. I can safely say this isn't the worst. If this became a full fleshed game with better visuals and a stronger story it could become something great. But right now that's not the stage it's in. I would typically divide reviews in segments but this fits all into one. Anyone should check this out if interested. I just found out what Siren Head even is yesterday. Is Siren Head even unique? Well I think every horror artist or artist in general has unique flavor to their creations. Have I been impressed with anything related to Siren Head? Sadly no, and I would love to see this become something better. try it out, but don't get hopes up. If this game becomes something worth playing maybe I'll give a thumbs up but not now.

I encourage the developer to keep working on this and maybe one day turn it into something big like Blair Witch or even Slender. I think a mixture between those two would do perfectly for a Siren Head game. This is going the right direction, just set on a bumpy path.

It's a Well Done Game That's Lacking Play Time.

Project Exhibited is a fun and unique stealth game which implements fun gadgets to use while on your mission as a Thief.
However though this game was very entertaining it was very short.

Gaming Experience:
This is a rather fun little game with a simple premise. Your a professional thief hired by a company to find and take a rare, dangerous and highly valuable artifact. Your contract takes place in a large mansion. You start outside, sneak past guards or attack them from behind with your electric glove gadget. You find a way to get inside. You have a option to take a couple gadgets scattered in the map which honestly aren't needed to your success in your mission, but still a fun little mechanic. You find a room the object of your interest is stored in, while also being able to find money placed in your surroundings, which increase score but don't actually reward you anything. You damage generators to turn off cameras or just Agent 47 style sneak past them. You can't actually fight the guards, though even if a guard catches you, before your grabbed you can try and target on their back and do the "Stealth Knockout". Or just not get caught and either be one with the shadows, or take our your rage and zap them all. Though they wake up after a certain amount of time which is recorded on a circle of stars roaming around their heads.

Controls:
Pretty much the same as every other stealth game. C or Ctrl to crouch. Left mouse to activate gadget. number 1 out of 3 to choose gadget. F to both open doors and retrieve items. Shift to sprint. And finally space bar to occasionally jump over ledges. And of course every fellow Steam user knows that Esc is to pause. The game has checkpoints which save, however when you get game over you can either hardcore restart completely or casually reload your checkpoint.

Acting:
The voice acting is a little cringe worthy. And is rather terrible especially when it comes to your characters voice. Grammar is often sorta off and tone is extremely awkward more so when two guards are interacting with each other. The text is just fine, and honestly the odd voice acting adds some humor.

Graphics:
You will need a decent graphic card, at least DirectX 11. Also know that by default the settings are put at max. So before cheaper computer builders crash their screen. Be cautious to tone down the settings, my graphic card is of very high quality and so I can run the max settings just fine which gets me into the visuals. The guards aren't exactly the highest models, the environment is the main key. And is rather well done and even worthy for VR which already exists for this I believe.

Sad Things:
The game is very short, and that's really the only sad thing about it. You have one mission, a single mansion. Once it's over all you have left is completing achievements. And the map anyone can learn by heart in the span of about two hours. So really your looking at four hours to do everything. It isn't exactly story rich either, and this concept would actually make a great story line.

Overall:
I recommend to both casuals and large stealth fans. Know that it is a very short game, but still has a great experience. If the developers one day turned this into a full fleshed game with maybe ten maps and a large story behind it. With new gadgets and possibly a store where you can spend the money you gained from the levels. Even something multiplayer?
Maybe like a race to who gets the randomly generated object first? This game has a lot of potential. And if the team that created this masterpiece expands this may become a large played game in the stealth community. While it isn't nearly as open and wide to many play styles as something like Hitman, it could certainly still gain popularity. I hope to one day see a large update or even a full game free or of cost.