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I LOVE LEAN!!!
God I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love LEAN!!! so much, I want to drain the Earth's LEAN!!! resources dry. Not a single day goes by where I don't dream of devouring that sweet sweet Waluigi nectar, I want to be one with LEAN!!! I want our beings to intertwine and become one, I want to drink so much LEAN!!! that my body oozes LEAN!!! out of every crevice and pore, until I blast through the planet's atmosphere at supersonic speeds, crashing through the moon, speeding through the universe until I meet the end. I stare off into the black abyss and contemplate life and death. I watch from on high as civilizations are formed, torn down, black holes destroy everything in sight. Somehow I am immune. Am I God? Am I some form of higher being? Eventually I stop thinking. Trillions upon trillions upon trillions of years pass until the universe itself ceases to exist.

One modestly warm Summer's eve, I approached Dr. Bright's house, anxious to tap my knuckles upon his door. It had been so long since my last visit to Bright's, that I'd almost forgotten his appearance. I pace back and forth once more before mustering the confidence to finally knock. The mere second my shaken fingers make contact, Dr. Bright had already opened the door. He gave me this look, as if he were studying my soul from the slightest glimpse of my pupils. There wasn't much to see, as I was donning a sunhat of a droopy nature. After ending his examination, which seemed to last an eternity, he opened his lips. "Welcome again, Caleb. Nice hat." He proceeded to pull out his throbbing wiener, covered in what seemed to be the residue of unwashed ejaculate. While in a dizzy from the flashing I had just endured, he took my hat and fled back inside. Despite my efforts, I never did see Dr. Bright again, nor my sunhat of a droopy nature.

-rep give me back my hat

One of the most remarkable people I know. I met him while spoiling myself with Denny's absolutely delicious hot cakes. He was born and raised in Kentucky and had always been a wild one since he was 3 years old. His role model was Evel Knievel. In his admiration for Knievel, he would jump ramps on his bike nonstop for years. It became his passion. When he became 9 years old, he was given his first dirt bike. Along with it, a leather jacket. To this day, 40 years later, he continues to wear the very same leather jacket. He had completely forgotten about his dreams of being a stuntman, and decided to become the best ♥♥♥ worker I've ever had the pleasure of doing business with. Boy, oh boy, will he make your ♥♥♥♥♥ throb like a rocking bull. This man made me feel in such awe and wonder that I didn't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for at least 8 minutes. Highly recommended.