Recent reviews by L

Trust me bro if you are lonely, feeling lost in life, alone, depressed, just play this game. You will still be all those things but this game is fun.

And somehow so optimized that I'm sure u will be able to play it 4k 60fps on calculator in few years

One of the few games where you get to play as boss.

No matter if you just came Outta Womb or ur 80yr old grandpa, absolutely recommend for everyone

10/10 horror fps where you are the horror

You can watch alien porn or entire irl movie.

You can shot a child and his mother will not complain about it.

You can kill whole family and their brother will not complain about it

You can kill father and their sons will not complain about it

It's basically doom on drugs
And you'll have a lotta fun if you like Rick and morty humour

Tho buy it on sales

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ Connections }---
☑ PvP
☑ Co-op
☑ Can hug woman

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---{ Final words }---
☑ Masterpiece
☐ Worth it
☐ decent game
☐ Not worth it
☐ Abysmal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
☐ Just burn your money

- Only studio who truly cares about co-op gaming comebacks after delivering bangers
- kicks out EA launcher
- Made game so fun that it will make you kiss your homie
- cooked perfect game for couples to enjoy, even your grandma will enjoy it
- Left with delivering banger

Step 1: Get game
Step 2: Play game
Step 3: Be smart
Step 4: Beat game
Step 5: Tell friend to get game
Step 6: Play multiplayer
Step 7: Scream at them for being stupid
Step 8: Feel good about yourself