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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 6:01pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 6:34pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 7:01pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 8:09pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 7:12pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 7:34pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 10:14am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 11:42am

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2020 @ 11:26am

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2020 @ 11:34am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 8:12pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 11:30pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2020 @ 11:27am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 11 May, 2020 @ 8:39pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 12 May, 2020 @ 7:18pm



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.