OBJECTS THAT I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE: VIBRATORS, DILDOS, PENS, PENCILS, COINS, PEBBLES, BROOMSTICK HANDLE, FISHING ROD HANDLE, UMBRELLA HANDLE, TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE, HOCKET STICK HANDLE, FINGERS, SMALL GLASS JAR, TESTTUBE, SCREWDRIVER HANDLE, STIFF ♥♥♥♥♥, CIGAR, BANANA.