He doesn’t rage-quit — he lone-wolf quits. #MuchLove

Average arc raiders rat playing with his rat loadout

There he stands, in his polo tight,
A frat boy clinging to the fading light.
His cap’s turned backward, his laugh too loud,
Yet time marks him different in the younger crowd.

His hairline’s retreat, a slow surrender,
Hints at a past that he won’t remember.
Still, he crushes the keg, shouts “Bro, let’s go!”
Ignoring the whispers, the glances that show.

He’s the elder statesman of the beer pong game,
With wisdom in shots but none in shame.
“College forever!” his mantra, his creed,
Though the years betray what he tries to lead.

But perhaps in his heart, he knows the truth,
He’s chasing the echoes of his own youth.
For the frat house fades, and so will the cheers,
Leaving only the man who outstayed his peers. #Bald

Single player, receding hairline, alcohol, and frats. This is this mf in a nutshell. #playwithusalready #needsjesus #plzhelp

Guy only plays single player games after convincing all his friends to go buy $4k computers. #Chump #Doesn'tWantToPlayWithYou #Loner #HelpMe

Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth! I'M FEELING ROMANTICAL!